i love sushi.
so tonight at work there was this little kitten wandering around the parking lot.
for those of you who don't know, i work at adventure rock...which is in pewaukee...middle of fucking nowhere....on capital drive which is busy as fuck.
and somehow there's this little kitten running around the parking lot.
so the guy i was working with and i are running all over the parking lot trying to catch this thing so it doesn't get hit by a car or anything....the kitten hides under the cars, meows, rolls around, looks all cute...but then you reach out to grab it and it runs away.
all of a sudden it bolts for capitol drive...we both run after it screaming profanities (at least i was...josh was meowing as he ran after it). it eventually stopped and hid in the grass along the road, and i finally managed to grab hold of it.
that cute little cat that was rolling around being all sweet turned into a fucking demon and ripped my hands and arms to shreds. fucking cat. i'm running around in the rain trying to save its ass, and this is the thanks i get. i got pissed and went inside to wash the rabies off my hands while josh continued chasing the demon.
i get inside and realize that i'm gushing blood all over the fucking place. it was such a cute cat too! i was going to take it home with me! but noooooooooo.....it wanted to eat my arm instead.
fucking cat.