I found this on my cousin's LJ and couldn't help myself... seriously!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Saturday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In September I gave
makoto405 a kidney (1000 points). In March I bought porn for
nonaphandi (10 points). In February
mistywaterfall and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In July I helped
bunnybunnyfufu see the light (8 points).
Overall, I've been nice (892 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
csedrick
(hopes it works)