I just got a message from someone asking to translate INALP into Finnish.

That's three translations for a story I wrote when I was 15 years old.

Who is still reading this fanfiction. Who is actually doing that.

What is even happening any more.

I love living in a world where I can utter the phrase "I haven't delicioused myself for a while."

... yes, I do that.  Shame, I have none.