OH MY GOD
I'M READING NEW MOON.
BECAUSE I'M A MASOCHISTIC BITCH AND PROCRASTINATING ON A PAPER.
FULL RANT LATER, WHEN I'M DONE WITH THE BOOK.
FOR NOW, YOU GET THIS.
THIS IS ACTUAL DIALOGUE, FROM JACOB.
SOUND FAMILIAR TO ANYONE? TO REITERATE: I AM NOT MAKING THIS SHIT UP. WAY TO GO, MEYER.