answers to the stupid music meme
Well at least people got some of these.... I never expected them to get most of what was left anyway...I'll mention if no one got one I thought was a slam dunk.
Final Scores:
1) _theanalogkid - 23 points
2) phantom4662 - 9 points
3) all_my_hues - 5 points
4) kill_krock - 1 point
1. I'm an insider, I been burned by the fire
And I've had to live with some hard PROMISES
I've crawled through the BRIARS
I'm an insider
(Correct Answer: "Insider" by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers. And no, I didnt expect anyone to get this.)
2. (SPOKEN WORD, every blank is the same word, dont worry about the title.)
I saw a profile called "hottie with a HOOK".
This was not a metaphorical HOOK, this was a fucking HOOK!
She was leaning on the HOOK in the picture.....
-Spoken by comedian Steve Hofstetter, speaker guessed by kill_krock
3. And here we are
We're the princes of the UNIVERSE
Here we belong, fighting for SURVIVAL
We've got to be the RULERS of your world
-"Princes of the Universe" by Queen, guessed by _theanalogkid (very nicely done sir.)
4. When I see your FACE, I can see you SMILE
Read all about you in The New York Times
(Correct Answer: "The New York Times" by Everclear. Again, didnt expect it to be gotten)
5. (In case it wasnt evident by now, sometimes I really hate shuffle. There is no way for me to do this one without making the dirtiest mad lib ever...here goes.)
Make me WALK, make me TALK, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can BEG on my knees
-"Barbie Girl" by Aqua, guessed by all_my_hues (THANK GOD. you people were scaring me for a while)
6. She wore a RASPBERRY BERET
The kind u find in a second hand store
RASPBERRY BERET
(Correct Answer: "Raspberry Beret" by Prince. Amazing how hard it is if you remove the right words isn't it.)
7. Sunshine, you're the best time
I ever, ever had
But I think I made you feel bad
A BLACK FLY on your NECKTIE
Time after time
(Correct Answer: "You're So Real" by Matchbox 20. again, didnt think anyone would get it.)
8. (If you know this one, I'll take the most general title you can think of for it.....and the artist....well that I'm a bit more specific on...)
Now the story of a wealthy FAMILY
Who lost everything
And the one SON
Who had no choice but to keep them all TOGETHER
-Theme song to Arrested Development, line spoken by Ron Howard, guessed by phantom4662
9. (Spoken word....boy am I asking for it on this one...yes, this really came up. Just fill in the blanks on this one....)
You think you're pretty smart don't you, TREBEK,
What with your DAGO MUSTACHE
And your greasy HAIR!
-guessed by _theanalogkid (of all the times for this to come up on shuffle....)
10. One day, this EMBARASSMENT will fade behind me
And that day I could think of things that wont remind me
But these days its UNBEARABLE for both of us
We cant discuss it this way
(Correct Answer: "Too Little Too Late" by The Barenaked Ladies. Well, I liked the song.....was pretty sure most hadnt heard it though.)
11. when you're weak I can't speak
close your eyes and taste this WINE
the CORK removed less purified
(Correct Answer: "Piss It All Away" by Puddle of Mudd. Not shocked no one got it.)
12. (dirty madlibs again....)
Are you ready for a good POUNDING baby?
Are you ready to get it on?
Don't pretend you're not fucking FREAKY baby
I will SPANK that ASS just for fun
(Correct Answer: "Beat It Upright" by Korn. ummm...don't look at me on that one.)
13. TELEVISION in disgrace
Life you get old, it's the RACE
-"36" by System of a Down, guessed by phantom4662
14. Cold TURKEY's getting stale, tonight I'm eating CROW.
Fermented SALMONELLA poison oak no.
-"Hitchin' A Ride" by Green Day, guessed by _theanalogkid (surprised you got the blanks...very nice.)
15. (still hate shuffle)
She´ll make you live her CRAZY life
But she´ll take away your PAIN
Like a BULLET to your brain
-"Living La Vida Loca" by Ricky Martin (i'm accepting this even though the shuffle gave me the one from Shrek 2 since its impossible to tell them apart) guessed by _theanalogkid
16. The only thing that ever made sense to me
Is the words to a song from an AMERICAN MOVIE
the only thing that ever made sense in my life
is the sound of my little girl LAUGHING
through the window of a summer night
(Correct Answer: "Song From an American Movie, Pt. 1" by Everclear. Again, not shocked)
17. (Spoken word, again dont worry about the title.)
Here's something to eat Dave....Hurry up its SPOILING!
Something for you, Angela....Eat quickly that GREEN part is moving!
(Correct Answer: COME ON PEOPLE???? DONT YOU KNOW ME WELL ENOUGH TO AT LEAST GUESS GEORGE CARLIN ON A SPOKEN WORD BIT?????? Geez....I mean I knew no one would get the blanks, but come on.....)
18. All MIXED up you don't know what to do
Next thing you turn around and find the person is you
Thought a freak might be the thing
But the first could be the last so just get off of your ASS
-"All Mixed Up" by 311, guessed by _theanalogkid
19. Take away the sensation inside
Bitter sweet MIGRAINE in my head
Its like a throbbing TOOTHACHE of the mind
I can't take this feeling anymore
(Correct Answer: "Give Me Novocaine" by Green Day. 50-50 i thought.)
20. I know you want me to LOVE you
But all you ever do is bring me DOWN
Won't you go away forever?
(Correct Answer: "Down" by Fuel. Again, not surprising.)
21. The RUINER's got a lot to prove hes got nothing to lose and now he made you believe
The RUINER's your only friend well hes the living end to the cattle he deceives
The raping of the innocent you know the RUINER ruins everything he sees
Now the only pure thing left in my fucking world is wearing your DISEASE
(Correct Answer: "Ruiner" by Nine Inch Nails. Again, the difficulty ramps up when you remove the title.)
22. (yes, these are really the lyrics)
Well, I hear its fine if you got the time
And the TEN to get yourself in.
A hmm, hmm.
And I hear its tight most evry night,
But now I might be MISTAKEN.
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
(Correct Answer: "La Grange" by ZZ Top. I thought one of my friends mightve known this one. Truth be told though, most people dont know the lyrics to this insanely popular song.)
23. Hey I think that someday I might need you somehow
I, I think I might have LOVED you
These things I said but you were
A million MILES away
(Correct Answer: "Million Miles" by Fuel. Knew no one would.)
24. All the way back in HISTORY
how the girl thinks is a mystery
spent our lives cruising the bars
VENUS girls and the men from MARS
(Correct Answer: "Outta Your Head" by Aerosmith. 50-50ish but proly no one would.)
25. Feel the rhythm with your hands
Steal the rhythm while you can, SPOONMAN
Speak the rhythm on your own
Speak the rhythm all alone, SPOONMAN
(Correct Answer: "Spoonman" by Soundgarden. Again, the joy of removing the song's title.)
Very well done considering how crazy some of these were everyone.
Final Scores:
1) _theanalogkid - 23 points
2) phantom4662 - 9 points
3) all_my_hues - 5 points
4) kill_krock - 1 point
1. I'm an insider, I been burned by the fire
And I've had to live with some hard PROMISES
I've crawled through the BRIARS
I'm an insider
(Correct Answer: "Insider" by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers. And no, I didnt expect anyone to get this.)
2. (SPOKEN WORD, every blank is the same word, dont worry about the title.)
I saw a profile called "hottie with a HOOK".
This was not a metaphorical HOOK, this was a fucking HOOK!
She was leaning on the HOOK in the picture.....
-Spoken by comedian Steve Hofstetter, speaker guessed by kill_krock
3. And here we are
We're the princes of the UNIVERSE
Here we belong, fighting for SURVIVAL
We've got to be the RULERS of your world
-"Princes of the Universe" by Queen, guessed by _theanalogkid (very nicely done sir.)
4. When I see your FACE, I can see you SMILE
Read all about you in The New York Times
(Correct Answer: "The New York Times" by Everclear. Again, didnt expect it to be gotten)
5. (In case it wasnt evident by now, sometimes I really hate shuffle. There is no way for me to do this one without making the dirtiest mad lib ever...here goes.)
Make me WALK, make me TALK, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can BEG on my knees
-"Barbie Girl" by Aqua, guessed by all_my_hues (THANK GOD. you people were scaring me for a while)
6. She wore a RASPBERRY BERET
The kind u find in a second hand store
RASPBERRY BERET
(Correct Answer: "Raspberry Beret" by Prince. Amazing how hard it is if you remove the right words isn't it.)
7. Sunshine, you're the best time
I ever, ever had
But I think I made you feel bad
A BLACK FLY on your NECKTIE
Time after time
(Correct Answer: "You're So Real" by Matchbox 20. again, didnt think anyone would get it.)
8. (If you know this one, I'll take the most general title you can think of for it.....and the artist....well that I'm a bit more specific on...)
Now the story of a wealthy FAMILY
Who lost everything
And the one SON
Who had no choice but to keep them all TOGETHER
-Theme song to Arrested Development, line spoken by Ron Howard, guessed by phantom4662
9. (Spoken word....boy am I asking for it on this one...yes, this really came up. Just fill in the blanks on this one....)
You think you're pretty smart don't you, TREBEK,
What with your DAGO MUSTACHE
And your greasy HAIR!
-guessed by _theanalogkid (of all the times for this to come up on shuffle....)
10. One day, this EMBARASSMENT will fade behind me
And that day I could think of things that wont remind me
But these days its UNBEARABLE for both of us
We cant discuss it this way
(Correct Answer: "Too Little Too Late" by The Barenaked Ladies. Well, I liked the song.....was pretty sure most hadnt heard it though.)
11. when you're weak I can't speak
close your eyes and taste this WINE
the CORK removed less purified
(Correct Answer: "Piss It All Away" by Puddle of Mudd. Not shocked no one got it.)
12. (dirty madlibs again....)
Are you ready for a good POUNDING baby?
Are you ready to get it on?
Don't pretend you're not fucking FREAKY baby
I will SPANK that ASS just for fun
(Correct Answer: "Beat It Upright" by Korn. ummm...don't look at me on that one.)
13. TELEVISION in disgrace
Life you get old, it's the RACE
-"36" by System of a Down, guessed by phantom4662
14. Cold TURKEY's getting stale, tonight I'm eating CROW.
Fermented SALMONELLA poison oak no.
-"Hitchin' A Ride" by Green Day, guessed by _theanalogkid (surprised you got the blanks...very nice.)
15. (still hate shuffle)
She´ll make you live her CRAZY life
But she´ll take away your PAIN
Like a BULLET to your brain
-"Living La Vida Loca" by Ricky Martin (i'm accepting this even though the shuffle gave me the one from Shrek 2 since its impossible to tell them apart) guessed by _theanalogkid
16. The only thing that ever made sense to me
Is the words to a song from an AMERICAN MOVIE
the only thing that ever made sense in my life
is the sound of my little girl LAUGHING
through the window of a summer night
(Correct Answer: "Song From an American Movie, Pt. 1" by Everclear. Again, not shocked)
17. (Spoken word, again dont worry about the title.)
Here's something to eat Dave....Hurry up its SPOILING!
Something for you, Angela....Eat quickly that GREEN part is moving!
(Correct Answer: COME ON PEOPLE???? DONT YOU KNOW ME WELL ENOUGH TO AT LEAST GUESS GEORGE CARLIN ON A SPOKEN WORD BIT?????? Geez....I mean I knew no one would get the blanks, but come on.....)
18. All MIXED up you don't know what to do
Next thing you turn around and find the person is you
Thought a freak might be the thing
But the first could be the last so just get off of your ASS
-"All Mixed Up" by 311, guessed by _theanalogkid
19. Take away the sensation inside
Bitter sweet MIGRAINE in my head
Its like a throbbing TOOTHACHE of the mind
I can't take this feeling anymore
(Correct Answer: "Give Me Novocaine" by Green Day. 50-50 i thought.)
20. I know you want me to LOVE you
But all you ever do is bring me DOWN
Won't you go away forever?
(Correct Answer: "Down" by Fuel. Again, not surprising.)
21. The RUINER's got a lot to prove hes got nothing to lose and now he made you believe
The RUINER's your only friend well hes the living end to the cattle he deceives
The raping of the innocent you know the RUINER ruins everything he sees
Now the only pure thing left in my fucking world is wearing your DISEASE
(Correct Answer: "Ruiner" by Nine Inch Nails. Again, the difficulty ramps up when you remove the title.)
22. (yes, these are really the lyrics)
Well, I hear its fine if you got the time
And the TEN to get yourself in.
A hmm, hmm.
And I hear its tight most evry night,
But now I might be MISTAKEN.
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
(Correct Answer: "La Grange" by ZZ Top. I thought one of my friends mightve known this one. Truth be told though, most people dont know the lyrics to this insanely popular song.)
23. Hey I think that someday I might need you somehow
I, I think I might have LOVED you
These things I said but you were
A million MILES away
(Correct Answer: "Million Miles" by Fuel. Knew no one would.)
24. All the way back in HISTORY
how the girl thinks is a mystery
spent our lives cruising the bars
VENUS girls and the men from MARS
(Correct Answer: "Outta Your Head" by Aerosmith. 50-50ish but proly no one would.)
25. Feel the rhythm with your hands
Steal the rhythm while you can, SPOONMAN
Speak the rhythm on your own
Speak the rhythm all alone, SPOONMAN
(Correct Answer: "Spoonman" by Soundgarden. Again, the joy of removing the song's title.)
Very well done considering how crazy some of these were everyone.