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May 26, 2004 12:50

I would like to personally appologize for updating Aarons journal without his knowledge. This is his friend Shannon. I was a little pissed about Aarons lack of attention so I lashed out by attacking his weaknesses...I'd like to clarify.

-Aaron is not a hipster
-Aaron doesn't wear a gross amount of denim
-Aaron doesn't suck at crosswords and that crossword dictionary is "only a door-stop"
-Aaron would never go to a bar before 10 AM
-Aaron doesn't need to call Taylor and have a drink because he's probably already done both
-Aaron is not a douche-bag, he doens't hang out with me because he's afraid if he does it would just be too awesome and he'd never stop
-Aaron hasn't changed, the reason I became friends with him in the first place is so he could just not ever hang out with me, and because he's so darn hip!
-Aaron is not emo or pussywhipped in anyway
-Aaron is totally awesome and metal
-I, in fact, am probably more of a hipster than Aaron is, Aaron hates hipsters so this comment DEFINATELY wont make him feel inferior

So, My apologies...this must have been a mistake.
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