Sure, I would lend a hand to the fellow fucked-up race but I could care less. Just when I thought this city wasn't as screwed up as it could be.

[Private to Vimes//Unhackable]But I did take a nice little tour around the Asylum, and I have myself a nice bundle of papers. I wonder though, who would be more interested, you and those that are more ( Read more... )

Shit. This city just keeps getting better and better. The apparent good guys are shipped off to prison and the ones that are meant to be almighty are now going insane. What a surprise.

[Private to Vimes//Unhackable]
Okay old man, so what the hell do you want?
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[Private to Larxene//Unhackable]Come on sweetheart, you and I both know that ( Read more... )

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Shit. What a lovely way to wake up. Faceplant right in the middle of the road after a hard night of booze. I don't know what the rest of the network is talking about. Dreams or whatever. Guessing you guys had a fucking riot over shitting yourself.

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Let's get a few things straight ( Read more... )

Tch. Hey Matt, I picked up a cute girl that might be a room mate for you. Now you can sit on your ass twice as much and pay less rent.

[Private to Near//Unhackable]

Don't tell me. You're going to be crawling in your shitty room and not going to bother seeing this bullshit the police and L have, huh?

[/Private]Great, so exams finish soon. That's ( Read more... )

Tch. Hope floats day - bit late to mention it now. Balloons, boobs and booze; the holy fucking trinity.

Matt, stop saving the princess. We're heading out and wasting time, I suppose I should be a generous prick and ask if anyone wants to tag along.

[Private to L//Unhackable]

I'm already looking into it.

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