Don't Make Me Go to the Larder and Unseal a Tin of Whoop Ass
An interview with James McAvoy by Jon Stewart, which means it's obviously going to be good. Highlight: "Do you smoke CRACK?"
Twilight scans. Kristen Stewart uses "like" about 50 times in one sentence, prompting me to want to slap her. She also makes the earth shattering statement of "the movie will be good". I...she...my head hurts. I often wonder if Robert Pattinson is wondering what he got himself into.
Meanwhile, Ed Westwick cracks out the shirt with ghosts on it. Where does one even FIND a shirt with ghosts all over it? And what goes through that kid's head when he SEES a shirt with ghosts all over? Is he being ironically trendy or did he just think "why that's cute"?
This outfit is more normal, but I'm confused as to whether that's a skin tight flesh colored undershirt, which I originally thought it was (see what you've done to me Ed, you've made me start to jump to the least logical conclusion) or whether he's wearing a necklace and his chest hair is causing weird shadowing. I JUST DON'T KNOW.
Let's just go back to something more normal and less confusing- 70's prom wear. Yes, many seniors in the class of '78 would have given their right arm for this outfit. Their right arm and their ABBA record.
Get off the friggin' phone, Ed. Not only do I question whether it's superglued to your face, but you also seem to be cleaning your teeth while talking.
Twilight scans. Kristen Stewart uses "like" about 50 times in one sentence, prompting me to want to slap her. She also makes the earth shattering statement of "the movie will be good". I...she...my head hurts. I often wonder if Robert Pattinson is wondering what he got himself into.
Meanwhile, Ed Westwick cracks out the shirt with ghosts on it. Where does one even FIND a shirt with ghosts all over it? And what goes through that kid's head when he SEES a shirt with ghosts all over? Is he being ironically trendy or did he just think "why that's cute"?
This outfit is more normal, but I'm confused as to whether that's a skin tight flesh colored undershirt, which I originally thought it was (see what you've done to me Ed, you've made me start to jump to the least logical conclusion) or whether he's wearing a necklace and his chest hair is causing weird shadowing. I JUST DON'T KNOW.
Let's just go back to something more normal and less confusing- 70's prom wear. Yes, many seniors in the class of '78 would have given their right arm for this outfit. Their right arm and their ABBA record.
Get off the friggin' phone, Ed. Not only do I question whether it's superglued to your face, but you also seem to be cleaning your teeth while talking.