Should I be attracted to this picture? This kid is like 10 years younger than me. I'm having feelings. I'm not saying I want to molest him or anything, but he makes me...confused.
Meanwhile, under things I WILL molest: exhibit A
Worst wedding toasts. Always, ALWAYS makes sure you know whether your best man or maid of honor is going to do something terribly stupid during the toast. If at all possible, DON'T HAVE A TOAST.