White Zin in a Big Tall Cup
Hasso,. grasshoppa. Me grasshoppa. I do lots of grass. HA! Chester's the fire mastah. ("I'm tha firestarta, twisted firestarta") It was too rainy for a fire tonight, so instead we drank Bud Lite, Mikes, White Zin, Chardonnay, and later we have some pretzels and screwdrivers to down. We have peed many times so far.
I am totally crushing on all the gues from That 70s Show. I found out thast Topher Grace (HOTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) and I have the same birthday! How cool is that. SO on July 12, we be kicking it and getting older. I almost rented In Good Company but I didn't feel like getting out of the car in my rented sandals. And my kick ass Led Zepplin teh-shirt. TShjirt. T SHIRT. I cannot fucking spell tonight. Myst be the coordination I lack. I meant "must."
Oh lord, this means I'm going to have to lie at rehab. Fuck, Crumbly, you're in trouble. I'm in trouble all the time, man.
The Janator was over earlier, and we had really good Chinese food. The teriaki beef sticks from Chopsticks in downtown are THE BEST we've ever had. The juice gets everwhere, though. CHinese muthafuckers.
It's ONE AM. Do you know where your chillen are? "MMMmmm, mmmm girl. Denzel is MINE!"
My sister said "Norbit" was depressing. I don't see how spousal abuse is funny. No matter how fucked up I may be, that's never funny to me. But I don't want to get serious here, so I best log off.
ELECTRIC SIX sing a long stars in 0 hours!
I am totally crushing on all the gues from That 70s Show. I found out thast Topher Grace (HOTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) and I have the same birthday! How cool is that. SO on July 12, we be kicking it and getting older. I almost rented In Good Company but I didn't feel like getting out of the car in my rented sandals. And my kick ass Led Zepplin teh-shirt. TShjirt. T SHIRT. I cannot fucking spell tonight. Myst be the coordination I lack. I meant "must."
Oh lord, this means I'm going to have to lie at rehab. Fuck, Crumbly, you're in trouble. I'm in trouble all the time, man.
The Janator was over earlier, and we had really good Chinese food. The teriaki beef sticks from Chopsticks in downtown are THE BEST we've ever had. The juice gets everwhere, though. CHinese muthafuckers.
It's ONE AM. Do you know where your chillen are? "MMMmmm, mmmm girl. Denzel is MINE!"
My sister said "Norbit" was depressing. I don't see how spousal abuse is funny. No matter how fucked up I may be, that's never funny to me. But I don't want to get serious here, so I best log off.
ELECTRIC SIX sing a long stars in 0 hours!