The Little &*%$#ers
My in-laws sent the girls an edible fruit arrangement for Valentine's Day. The card attached said, "Happy Valentine's Day to the Fructivore and her sister." (which is a bit of a joke, since either of them could be the fructivore and either could be the fructivore's sister).
After getting an explanation of what fructivore meant, Nicky said, "I'm the frucker, Meg's the sister."
After getting an explanation of what fructivore meant, Nicky said, "I'm the frucker, Meg's the sister."