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Jesus Christ, what a day. First, I manage to fuck up our integrated library system which meant that books couldn't be checked out so I spent about 30 minutes on the phone with our rep. He was a doll & we got things fixed up fine but it was all downhill from there LOL.
On the way home, I was cut off by several SUVs & large trucks. WTF? I guess I didn't get the memo that it was YOUR world. I wanted to rearend the motherfuckers. I don't drive slow but these assholes just figured they didn't want to wait in traffic like the rest of us & decided to drive past the traffic in the breakdown lane & then just pull in wherever the lane ended, no turn signal necessary.
I arrive at the grocery store & for the 2nd time in 2 weeks I saw some white-trash little teenager picking food from the salad bar & sticking her fingers into the cupcakes at the bakery section. If I had been closer I would have called her on it but I didn't feel like looking like a psycho by shrieking across the place. I just wanted to get my shit & get out but everybody was wandering around like zombies in Dawn of the Dead. I get to the baking goods aisle & it is clogged with people staring at the shelves like they are waiting for the voice of God to tell them what brand of cake mix they should get. I nearly ran over a few people in my haste to grab some baking soda.
I finally get home before it starts to rain & the first thing I notice when I walk in the door is the smell. One of the dogs had an assplosion in the crate and managed to get shit over and under the crate bed. YAY. After cleaning everything (and not puking in the process) I go to change out of my work clothes. Great, a circuit breaker is thrown in the bedroom. I try to go down into the basement but the circuit breaker that operates the bedroom also operates the basement lights. So I grab the flashlight & try not to kill myself walking down the stairs. Flip the breaker & there is light. I dump out the nasty dehumidifier & throw the crate bed into the washer. I had bought some air freshener so I started spraying that around since the basement is always so dank. I go into the room where the fuel oil tank is and notice there is water coming in somewhere. When I tried to look around the tank to see what's what and crack my forehead on a shelf. Seriously, I wanted to cry. I was so mad I threw the air freshener & managed to crack the cap so now it barely works.
But...it is Friday, and although I have to work tomorrow, I plan on kicking back & enjoying myself. I have new fragrance samples from The Perfumed Court to check out and I'm going to watch Degrassi Junior High on DVD while devouring a veggie burger.
On the way home, I was cut off by several SUVs & large trucks. WTF? I guess I didn't get the memo that it was YOUR world. I wanted to rearend the motherfuckers. I don't drive slow but these assholes just figured they didn't want to wait in traffic like the rest of us & decided to drive past the traffic in the breakdown lane & then just pull in wherever the lane ended, no turn signal necessary.
I arrive at the grocery store & for the 2nd time in 2 weeks I saw some white-trash little teenager picking food from the salad bar & sticking her fingers into the cupcakes at the bakery section. If I had been closer I would have called her on it but I didn't feel like looking like a psycho by shrieking across the place. I just wanted to get my shit & get out but everybody was wandering around like zombies in Dawn of the Dead. I get to the baking goods aisle & it is clogged with people staring at the shelves like they are waiting for the voice of God to tell them what brand of cake mix they should get. I nearly ran over a few people in my haste to grab some baking soda.
I finally get home before it starts to rain & the first thing I notice when I walk in the door is the smell. One of the dogs had an assplosion in the crate and managed to get shit over and under the crate bed. YAY. After cleaning everything (and not puking in the process) I go to change out of my work clothes. Great, a circuit breaker is thrown in the bedroom. I try to go down into the basement but the circuit breaker that operates the bedroom also operates the basement lights. So I grab the flashlight & try not to kill myself walking down the stairs. Flip the breaker & there is light. I dump out the nasty dehumidifier & throw the crate bed into the washer. I had bought some air freshener so I started spraying that around since the basement is always so dank. I go into the room where the fuel oil tank is and notice there is water coming in somewhere. When I tried to look around the tank to see what's what and crack my forehead on a shelf. Seriously, I wanted to cry. I was so mad I threw the air freshener & managed to crack the cap so now it barely works.
But...it is Friday, and although I have to work tomorrow, I plan on kicking back & enjoying myself. I have new fragrance samples from The Perfumed Court to check out and I'm going to watch Degrassi Junior High on DVD while devouring a veggie burger.