Uh-huh.

[cruelbitch]

Totally just had a cigarette with Jeff Hardy.

EDIT: Some friends and I -- including Amy (tsunami) -- went to Backlash last night. Yes, yes, people are going to build a trailer around us, and I haven't watched wrestling in over five years, but who gives a damn, really. We arrived at the stadium drunk off our asses, and trolled the shit out of the

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[kassyd]

oh my gawd that sounds rad as hell
next time y'all go to a wrestling event I WANT TO COME TOO

[cruelbitch]

Well, duh. I convinced myself that this would be the last time I attend an event, but after how fucking awesome that experience was, I'm re-thinking it.

Also, Amy claims to have overheard them making a Chris Benoit joke.

[tsunami]

It was moreso laughing about a match he was in and then uncomfortable mumbling and silence. STILL KINDA FUNNY???

[cruelbitch]

Yeah, kinda figured. As soon as I wrote "joke", I couldn't help but think: "But Edge smiled so adorably at me. There's no way he'd find a suicide/double-homicide hilarious."

I just got hit again with the striking realization that we initially suspected we'd be totally un-invested in the current performers, given how long it's been since we actually watched wrestling, and we just happened to run into the four people we loved and remembered. Cannot believe.

[tsunami]

I just can't believe how utterly nuts we got, although I think the alcohol probably had a big hand in how we reacted. I've never felt so starstruck, and it's pretty hilarious that just being around people we adored as kids reduced us to crazy chain-smokers.

[cruelbitch]

But I'm always a crazy chain-smoker.

Jen: "I think he's coming outside. Don't be creepy."
Amy: "I won't, I won't. Hey, Jeff. We're not trying to be sketchy, but hey."
Jeff Hardy: "No sketchiness here."
Amy: (whispering in amusement) "Jeff Hardy just said 'no sketchiness' to us."
Jen: "The motherfucker smokes. I knew it. Ask him for a cigarette. We're drunk. C'mon."