Comments | cruelbitch: Better lock your doors 'cause the bitch is back.

cruelbitch

Better lock your doors 'cause the bitch is back.

Apr 23, 2006 20:45

Ah, writer's block. It's not so much that life itself is lackluster, it's just that the incidents can't be articulated. Myspace has formulated a devestatingly powerful grip on a large portion of the present online world and siphoned them away from the Livejournal archives, leading me to the conclusion that people are clearly becoming more shallow ( Read more... )

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masochrist_zero April 24 2006, 01:10:47 UTC

Plus it's always a delight to be entertained by your stories at the end of the night. Helps keep me awake at 3:30am driving 108 miles back home. I get to have fun too hanging out there, eavesdropping on drunken arguments while taking shots of Southern Comfort and playing virtual pool on the bar counter game station. You'd think my main objective would be to eye as much pussy as possible, but when your girlfriend is the best looking chick in the club, the rest is just novelty. Sure, a nice pair of tits and a toned ass is pleasing to the eye while I'm waiting for your shift to end, but it's not going to make my dick hard. They're just "Jen's coworkers" as far as I'm concerned ( ... )

frankenstein April 24 2006, 01:13:13 UTC

clearly she was interrupting our dude love-influenced lesbian fuckfest when we were laying maybe a foot apart and still had our clothes on. all of those lipstick smears on our breasts and the heavy panting.

"dude, i think someone is knocking on your door."

"nah."

and then the world fell apart. piece by piece.

( ... )

cruelbitch April 24 2006, 02:54:39 UTC

BAH GAWD! DON'T DO IT VINCE! KITTEN HAS A FAMILY! BAH GAWD!

frankenstein April 24 2006, 02:55:47 UTC

JERRY: BUT SHE'S GOING TO INCREASE HER PUPPIES!!!!!!

cruelbitch April 24 2006, 02:58:35 UTC

BAH GAWD KING! HER FACE HAS BEEN FOLDED UP LIKE AN ACCORDIAN!!

NEVER, IN ALL FIFTEEN YEARS OF MY CAREER
HAVE I EVER SEEN SOMEBODY AS RETARDED AS THIS JEZEBEL

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ex_booktard896 April 24 2006, 03:23:28 UTC

It's true. In Miami, they do let you cum all over their tits.

I don't trust Miami stripclubs.

hexxenn April 25 2006, 16:04:34 UTC

Holy jumpin' fuckin' shitballs.

I missed you.

romancesprophet April 25 2006, 17:58:39 UTC

wow. such a vile character.

cruelbitch April 28 2006, 06:56:13 UTC

ARE YOU CALLING ME VI--oh, right.

romancesprophet May 1 2006, 02:42:01 UTC

no i wouldn't call you vile. vicious yes but not vile. silly girl.