Better lock your doors 'cause the bitch is back.

[cruelbitch]

Ah, writer's block. It's not so much that life itself is lackluster, it's just that the incidents can't be articulated. Myspace has formulated a devestatingly powerful grip on a large portion of the present online world and siphoned them away from the Livejournal archives, leading me to the conclusion that people are clearly becoming more shallow

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[frankenstein]

clearly she was interrupting our dude love-influenced lesbian fuckfest when we were laying maybe a foot apart and still had our clothes on. all of those lipstick smears on our breasts and the heavy panting.

"dude, i think someone is knocking on your door."

"nah."

and then the world fell apart. piece by piece.

[cruelbitch]

BAH GAWD! DON'T DO IT VINCE! KITTEN HAS A FAMILY! BAH GAWD!

[frankenstein]

JERRY: BUT SHE'S GOING TO INCREASE HER PUPPIES!!!!!!

[cruelbitch]

BAH GAWD KING! HER FACE HAS BEEN FOLDED UP LIKE AN ACCORDIAN!!

NEVER, IN ALL FIFTEEN YEARS OF MY CAREER
HAVE I EVER SEEN SOMEBODY AS RETARDED AS THIS JEZEBEL

[frankenstein]

*FLASH* BOOM* DARKNESS!*

OHHHH YEAHHHHHH!!!