yesterday we went to see the san francisco gay men's chorus' conert, called "rockaria," which was way more aria and a lot less rock than we were hoping/expecting ( Read more... )

(i'm on a roll today with the postings. eff you, nablopomo. i don't even need you!)

remember when i was a douchebag that one time? and that other time that i was a douchebag?

well. the following video is to all of you out there who hate. you know who you are.

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but this looks like a waste of money. or time. or energy. or...

how about this: what does 1 minute and 11 seconds worth of douchery look like?

well, it looks a little like this:

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(speaking of douchebags, and assuming you're still alive after watching that commercial and are able to read this, las vegas is FULL of them. i haven't seen so many ed ( Read more... )

one of the funniest sites on the interblagwebs: hot chicks with douchebags.

here's the site's faq, which basically explains the point ( Read more... )

right off the top of my head, i can find at least 15 people to give these to.

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today i'm wearing a white polo shirt.

i was wearing a t-shirt underneath, but then it got hot. so now i'm just wearing the white polo shirt. (and jeans, duh. god.)

so my question is, should i pop my collar?

and here's a picture to help visualize what that means:


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this made me laugh today.

next time i go there (which will be for me and my bff's birthday, sometime this summer), i won't be afraid to dress like this guy:


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could be worse.

i could be this guy.

when i get frustrated at The Work, and my tea is gross, and people don't give me the right information to properly publish their reviews, and i'm in an e-mail tug-of-war over everything, and 50 million people are talking to me at once, and my computer keeps freezing, and firefox keeps giving errors ( Read more... )