Another post that has nothing to do with anything
A vase full of water and roses just fell on my head.
HOW THIS HAPPENED: I am in the living room of my temporary apartment. My temporary roommates are all visiting friends in another apartment here and having social lives while I hide in my sleeping bag and fuck around on the internet. Moments ago, I leaned back against the TV-entertainment-cabinet-type-thing, unwittingly unbalancing the already unbalanced TINY PLASTIC VASE FILLED WITH MANY ROSES past the metaphorical/literal tipping point, leaving said vase free to ATTACK MY SKULL WITH WATER AND PAIN.
So now my greasy unwashed work-hair is wet and gross, yet smelling of roses. My sleeping bag is wet (DUDE NO I NEED THAT THING TO SLEEP IN) and so is my pillow and for a while there SO WAS MY COMPUTER MY NEW LAPTOP FUCK NO. (Computer is fine thanks to speedy paper-towel-getting, but occasionally some of the keys stick and I panic. Life as usual.)
SHIT TO BE THANKFUL FOR:
1. Computer is safe
2. The vase was made of plastic and not glass
3. My roommates weren't here to laugh at my stupid
4. The knock to my noggin did not knock me out and leave me to ironically drown in a half-inch of rosewater
5. There was a candle that fell off the TV-entertainment-cabinet-type-thing as well. The candle wasn't lit.
Still wtf-ing over this but oh well at least it is entertaining :D
Also I slept less than three hours last night and I worked all day today and commuted over a hundred miles. So if any of this post is incoherent, that's because banana armadillo in the pad thai brewery yes.
Just thought you all should know.
HOW THIS HAPPENED: I am in the living room of my temporary apartment. My temporary roommates are all visiting friends in another apartment here and having social lives while I hide in my sleeping bag and fuck around on the internet. Moments ago, I leaned back against the TV-entertainment-cabinet-type-thing, unwittingly unbalancing the already unbalanced TINY PLASTIC VASE FILLED WITH MANY ROSES past the metaphorical/literal tipping point, leaving said vase free to ATTACK MY SKULL WITH WATER AND PAIN.
So now my greasy unwashed work-hair is wet and gross, yet smelling of roses. My sleeping bag is wet (DUDE NO I NEED THAT THING TO SLEEP IN) and so is my pillow and for a while there SO WAS MY COMPUTER MY NEW LAPTOP FUCK NO. (Computer is fine thanks to speedy paper-towel-getting, but occasionally some of the keys stick and I panic. Life as usual.)
SHIT TO BE THANKFUL FOR:
1. Computer is safe
2. The vase was made of plastic and not glass
3. My roommates weren't here to laugh at my stupid
4. The knock to my noggin did not knock me out and leave me to ironically drown in a half-inch of rosewater
5. There was a candle that fell off the TV-entertainment-cabinet-type-thing as well. The candle wasn't lit.
Still wtf-ing over this but oh well at least it is entertaining :D
Also I slept less than three hours last night and I worked all day today and commuted over a hundred miles. So if any of this post is incoherent, that's because banana armadillo in the pad thai brewery yes.
Just thought you all should know.