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My comments: Kirk looks like he’s in so much pain: “I’M ON A CRAPPY FANZINE COVER WITH LONG-HAIRED SPOCK AND A WINGED STAR-SNORTING UNICORN, OH GOD HELP MEEEEEEEEEE!”
(It does, however, make me want to read the story just to see how the hell they got Spock on a unicorn in the first place. I wonder if it shits rainbows?)