Are you hanging up the stocking on your wall?
Characters: Femur and OPEN
Rating: G at present moment and... Heck, even if nasty stabby people show up it's still Femur
Time Period: Modern
Location: Castle lawn
Relative Date: A week or so after it starts to snow
Status: OPEN!
Demons don't really get snow; yes, there are universes of eternal ice and universes like Antarctica and big mountains with snow... But it's all fake; all created by rather baffled demons who don't get rain let alone snow. They don't get how the white drifts down, they don't get feeling ever so cold but ever so happy and they certainly don't get all the things you can do with snow. To most demons nothing really matters unless it can kill everybody or be eaten.
Then again, Femur isn't most demons.
So! One hyperactive bunny in human form is currently rolling around in a awful lot of snow with her hair all loose- while making loud squealing sounds and generally having a ball. It's cold soft and yet cold! It's amazing; almost better than cookies- certainly a lot easier to burrow into. She really can't understand why this thing hasn't caught on among other demons- it's amazing.
You would be right to fear for the worlds safety at this point.
Rating: G at present moment and... Heck, even if nasty stabby people show up it's still Femur
Time Period: Modern
Location: Castle lawn
Relative Date: A week or so after it starts to snow
Status: OPEN!
Demons don't really get snow; yes, there are universes of eternal ice and universes like Antarctica and big mountains with snow... But it's all fake; all created by rather baffled demons who don't get rain let alone snow. They don't get how the white drifts down, they don't get feeling ever so cold but ever so happy and they certainly don't get all the things you can do with snow. To most demons nothing really matters unless it can kill everybody or be eaten.
Then again, Femur isn't most demons.
So! One hyperactive bunny in human form is currently rolling around in a awful lot of snow with her hair all loose- while making loud squealing sounds and generally having a ball. It's cold soft and yet cold! It's amazing; almost better than cookies- certainly a lot easier to burrow into. She really can't understand why this thing hasn't caught on among other demons- it's amazing.
You would be right to fear for the worlds safety at this point.