13th Fragment [Video/Action for Goldenrod]
--gotta be kidding me! [The feed opens to Cruz walking out of a cafe with a Skiploom chilling on top of his head. There are the sounds of some "KYAAAAA ♥", "LITTLE GIRLS ARE THE BEST", "A TRAP IS FINE TOO" and a tiny "I'd hit it" as he awkwardly waves back and continues walking. Skiploom simply sticks its tongue out at the little peanut gallery over there.]
Haaah... Just what kind of cafe did I bring myself into, Skip? Being a waiter has turned into being a celebrity. Actually, I should’ve just read the dotted line whenever I offered myself to this job... Every day they're always conveniently out of male outfits, so I have to end up in the maid outfits! Does this count as a degree of sexual harassment? If I were old enough, I could easily sue, right? Right now, I'm starting to consider it.
And t-taking pictures with customers is a little awkward, but it gives me extra money! But maybe I should switch jobs and try cooking for a restaurant. I'm really confident in those skills.
[...] Um... By the way, does anyone know where I could get a Ponyta egg? It's kind of important.
Haaah... Just what kind of cafe did I bring myself into, Skip? Being a waiter has turned into being a celebrity. Actually, I should’ve just read the dotted line whenever I offered myself to this job... Every day they're always conveniently out of male outfits, so I have to end up in the maid outfits! Does this count as a degree of sexual harassment? If I were old enough, I could easily sue, right? Right now, I'm starting to consider it.
And t-taking pictures with customers is a little awkward, but it gives me extra money! But maybe I should switch jobs and try cooking for a restaurant. I'm really confident in those skills.
[...] Um... By the way, does anyone know where I could get a Ponyta egg? It's kind of important.