12th Fragment [Video/Action for Goldenrod]
[Here’s the time for a joke! What do you get when you cross a Miltank with a Kinglar? Crab cakes? Burger patties? Nope, it’s just the standard Pokemon gym battle!
We’ll see Cruz’s Kinglar going in for the wind up and--]
--Use Crabhammer! Let's go! [Score a direct hit across Whitney’s Miltank’s face which sends to spiraling downward and knocked out. Cruz does a cute little fistpump and cheers as Whitney begins to break out into tears.]
Alright! We’re really hammering through the gyms-- EHHH!? W-whitney-san! Please don’t cry! You did your best and fought really hard, so there’s no need to stain your beautiful face with tears!
Huh? [Whitney actually turns a little red at the compliment and rubs the tears out of her eyes before giggling a little.] Awww... Thanks for the compliment, but I don’t swing like that.
Wait… "Swing like that?" Oh, don’t tell me... Before we continue this conversation any further, I have to say that I’m--
More importantly! You take good care of your hair! It’s so silky like a doll’s! And it smells really nice too!
W-what?! I... this is... To be honest, I just brush it and take care of it like anyone else would…! And I wash it with strawberry shampoo, too. Anyway... None of that is anything special, so please--
And your skin is so smooth! How do you make it shine like that?!
EHHHHHH!? D-do you have a short attention span deficiency or something!? There was something really important that I wanted to say before this train wreak of a conversation spiraled anymore downward--
Come on! Let’s go shopping and swap some beauty secrets, Yamada! I think I found a few dresses that you would look adorable in! [She'll suddenly grab Cruz by the waist who is now getting helplessly dragged out of the Pokemon gym and looking horrified.]
S-S-SHOPPIIIIIIING!? No, please, NO! Hold on a minute! There are a million things going on at once! What about my badge?! Are you really the gym leader here!? I told you what my name was in the very beginning of this and it was not Yamada! Even here, I'm officially doomed with that name! If there's aaaaall a joke, then I wanna hear the punchline!! Right now! Someone help meeeeee!!!
[WELP. If you’re in the area, you’ll find Cruz hanging out in the shopping malls and holding up some bags of clothes before he awkwardly waves Whitney off after a few hours pass. And at some point, Cruz will grab his guide and throw up a filter or two.]
[Filtered to Homura]
... U-um, excuse me! Do you have a minute, Homura-san...?
We’ll see Cruz’s Kinglar going in for the wind up and--]
--Use Crabhammer! Let's go! [Score a direct hit across Whitney’s Miltank’s face which sends to spiraling downward and knocked out. Cruz does a cute little fistpump and cheers as Whitney begins to break out into tears.]
Alright! We’re really hammering through the gyms-- EHHH!? W-whitney-san! Please don’t cry! You did your best and fought really hard, so there’s no need to stain your beautiful face with tears!
Huh? [Whitney actually turns a little red at the compliment and rubs the tears out of her eyes before giggling a little.] Awww... Thanks for the compliment, but I don’t swing like that.
Wait… "Swing like that?" Oh, don’t tell me... Before we continue this conversation any further, I have to say that I’m--
More importantly! You take good care of your hair! It’s so silky like a doll’s! And it smells really nice too!
W-what?! I... this is... To be honest, I just brush it and take care of it like anyone else would…! And I wash it with strawberry shampoo, too. Anyway... None of that is anything special, so please--
And your skin is so smooth! How do you make it shine like that?!
EHHHHHH!? D-do you have a short attention span deficiency or something!? There was something really important that I wanted to say before this train wreak of a conversation spiraled anymore downward--
Come on! Let’s go shopping and swap some beauty secrets, Yamada! I think I found a few dresses that you would look adorable in! [She'll suddenly grab Cruz by the waist who is now getting helplessly dragged out of the Pokemon gym and looking horrified.]
S-S-SHOPPIIIIIIING!? No, please, NO! Hold on a minute! There are a million things going on at once! What about my badge?! Are you really the gym leader here!? I told you what my name was in the very beginning of this and it was not Yamada! Even here, I'm officially doomed with that name! If there's aaaaall a joke, then I wanna hear the punchline!! Right now! Someone help meeeeee!!!
[WELP. If you’re in the area, you’ll find Cruz hanging out in the shopping malls and holding up some bags of clothes before he awkwardly waves Whitney off after a few hours pass. And at some point, Cruz will grab his guide and throw up a filter or two.]
[Filtered to Homura]
... U-um, excuse me! Do you have a minute, Homura-san...?