Careerey
i'm going through this kind of randomness funness at the moment do to with my careerness. (wow, so many -nesses in that sentence, not even on purpose).
It's when people say 'so what do you do?' or 'what do you study?' and I reply 'I'm a nursing student' or 'nursing'. The person who is asking, their face softens, there mouth relaxes in the corners and there eyes start to smile. They mentally think oh what a nice person, studying nursing . Like all nurses are so nice and so caring and trustworthy. It makes me want to come up with random careers to see what happens.
Supermarket cashier: So what do you do?
Me: Debt Collector
Supermarket cashier: I owe nuthin'. Serious.
Librarian: So what do you study?
Me: Admin for a brothel
Librarian: Pardon?
Me: You heard me.
Christian book shop attendant: So what do you do?
Me: Tattoo artist
Christian book shop: *mutters* Leviticus 19:28, Leviticus 19:28...
It'd be fun ey?
Exam stress sucks. The muscles in the middle of my back and shoulders (which i should probably know the name of) are so tense I can't even roll over in the night without waking myself up. I'm on my no-refined-carbs diet to lose the sugar in my diet and my parents have promised to support me and they've been doing awesome awesome awesome until tonight when mum said she'd pick up some fruit for me and totally forgot and then Dad cooked spaghetti for dinner. I can't eat spaghetti. Dad got all offended when I said i'd just work out my own dinner. Mum got all weepy about not getting the fruit. I could've dealt without the fruit and I can organise my own dinner, but my parents getting worked up about it really grates on my nerves. This diet was your idea! Don't get annoyed at me! I'm trying ok!
It's when people say 'so what do you do?' or 'what do you study?' and I reply 'I'm a nursing student' or 'nursing'. The person who is asking, their face softens, there mouth relaxes in the corners and there eyes start to smile. They mentally think oh what a nice person, studying nursing . Like all nurses are so nice and so caring and trustworthy. It makes me want to come up with random careers to see what happens.
Supermarket cashier: So what do you do?
Me: Debt Collector
Supermarket cashier: I owe nuthin'. Serious.
Librarian: So what do you study?
Me: Admin for a brothel
Librarian: Pardon?
Me: You heard me.
Christian book shop attendant: So what do you do?
Me: Tattoo artist
Christian book shop: *mutters* Leviticus 19:28, Leviticus 19:28...
It'd be fun ey?
Exam stress sucks. The muscles in the middle of my back and shoulders (which i should probably know the name of) are so tense I can't even roll over in the night without waking myself up. I'm on my no-refined-carbs diet to lose the sugar in my diet and my parents have promised to support me and they've been doing awesome awesome awesome until tonight when mum said she'd pick up some fruit for me and totally forgot and then Dad cooked spaghetti for dinner. I can't eat spaghetti. Dad got all offended when I said i'd just work out my own dinner. Mum got all weepy about not getting the fruit. I could've dealt without the fruit and I can organise my own dinner, but my parents getting worked up about it really grates on my nerves. This diet was your idea! Don't get annoyed at me! I'm trying ok!