Turkeys make good pets, apparently.

[cromelicious]

So yesterday a large turkey was dropped off on the farm from Animal Control cause they found it somewhere. Upon hearing about the bird which weighs somewhere close to 50 pounds, I began to concieve thoughts of quiting my appetite. I had dreams of delicious turkey dancing in my stomach last night in preparing for today in which I would get to see my

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[returntobrazil]

i am going to eat its face and you will watch and you will love it

[cromelicious]

Bring it on, woman.

[portypanda]

fine i won't eat him. but i'll still eat his entire family

[cromelicious]

That's fine by me.