So... I defrosted some rolls last night. To check if they had cooled enough to eat, I touched one of them with my finger.

Moth: Ouch! says the little roll.
I laugh and keep poking.
Moth: Ouch! Hey! Ouch! Aaah!
I approach with a knife.
Moth: Noooo! PLEEAASE! Aaaaah! (She continues to make suffering noises that make me wonder if the neighbours are ( Read more... )

I HATE packet soup! It tastes like it's already been eaten by someone else!! I wanna be able to cook ( Read more... )