I bolded the funny parts for easy reading.
And I've said it so many times before but Asher outshines me as the tolerant and hospitable host. It's crazy. No one is ever bored at Asher's parties. Sometimes people breakup, or lose thier sidekicks, or stain their favorite hot pants, but generally its a fun time.
So [Straight/Single]Mya got to meet all the important boys at Asher's..
"Supa hot female" Justin
"ex boyfriend" Ben
"ex boyfriend/ best friend" Kyle (although they already knew eachother, single party Kyle is different from boyfriend kyle)
"desktop background" Brad
"Ex-petsupermarket/ Libret" Tyler
"THE/ Cute" Asher
.. and now she understands why Nicole surrounds herself by non-straight boys!
Drank, Splashed in puddles, touched jet inappropriately, hugged everyone a little too much, Made my popcorn famous, Watched half of Harold& Kumar, Wrote Asher a happy, sexy, jewish note with mya expressing our feelings for him in the form of poorly drawn cartoon characters.
-Sean
So [Straight/Single]Mya got to meet all the important boys at Asher's..
"Supa hot female" Justin
"ex boyfriend" Ben
"ex boyfriend/ best friend" Kyle (although they already knew eachother, single party Kyle is different from boyfriend kyle)
"desktop background" Brad
"Ex-petsupermarket/ Libret" Tyler
"THE/ Cute" Asher
.. and now she understands why Nicole surrounds herself by non-straight boys!
Drank, Splashed in puddles, touched jet inappropriately, hugged everyone a little too much, Made my popcorn famous, Watched half of Harold& Kumar, Wrote Asher a happy, sexy, jewish note with mya expressing our feelings for him in the form of poorly drawn cartoon characters.
-Sean