I was resting in my bean bag chair, reading a book and idly masturbating, when there came a tapping at the glass. I almost crapped myself from sheer surprise ( Read more... )

It's the curse of our generation, I guess, this difficulty in producing offspring. People are doing everything later and later. Marrying later, having children later. They focus on their careers first, and they crash a marriage or two before finding the one they actually want to raise a family with. These things take time and time has a funny way ( Read more... )