By the book, hours would seem like days

[crisper]

Dear construction contractors: the 10-minute parking spaces are there so that we can drop off our children at daycare and then be on our way, not so that you can have nice, nearby spaces for your work trucks all day. Please fall off the roof and die without leaving any family that might bring some bullshit lawsuit against the daycare folks.

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For consideration: also, how goddamn long does it take you people to re-tar a roof?