
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In November I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In May I caught a purse-snatcher who stole
___1217's purse (30 points). Last month I gave
shatteredrose57 a kidney (1000 points). In July I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In June I punched
causesofdeath in the arm (-10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1714 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
crisco32704