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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Monday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In February I pulled shinobiryu's hair (-5 points). Last month I put money in kdclivngdeadgrl's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Tuesday I set mayonaka_ame's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last week I donated bone marrow to xmurderscenex in a life-saving procedure (300 points).
Overall, I've been nice (569 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!
Sincerely,
crisco32704