your moms face bitch
so dana and i just made jakey his own lj, this should get intersting. what would a viking write about? it's pirly for entertainment, so yes.. im scared. we're going to kill david and feed him to pigmes, cause we can. weel aeris seems to be almost all better. she still walks funny, but who can really blame her. she's a good mommy kitty. she takes care of her kittens very well, even if one of them is retarded. i talked top john about my interest, actually, he brought it up, i guess his roommate jenn met him a few weeks ago at fang. no real reaction, just is this him? so yah i am the candy man. we're trying to teach one of fawns birds to say a bunch of dumb shit, like bitch, your face, and swallow your soul. all sorts of fun. i'm getting a wisdom tooth, it didn't start hurting until i noticed it, now it's all swollen. meh make it go away, now. i want to watch labrynth, i haven't watched that since like october, it's the greatest. i will gwt tasha to watch the whole thing one day, i swear i will. so i keep having really weird dreams about two spacific people and i don't know why, one person id rather not think about ever again, and i cant ever remember my dreams about the other one, i kinda wish i could. i really want to get to know them better, but i've never been able to do that without building things into a FRIENDSHIP, and i know what happens when those change to "bigger better" things, so i'm trying to figure everything out on my own, and so far, i guess i'm not doing so bad, it's just all really new to me. okay so dana and i have just esablished a plan....(moouahahahaha.....) david and elf are out at some retarded club right now, and we know davids gonna be waisted, he has been aloy lately, so when they get back, we're gonna make him pass out on the fronte room floor, and build a forte around him while he sleeps. thats what david gets for bringing so much shit home frome work. a few weeks ago it was like 40 or more boxes of fucking dirty ass peeps, and blockbuster microwave popcorn. we made a forte out of that for aeris to have her babies in, but eventually jakey played godzilla and demolished it. then this time it was like 40 boxes of goobers, 20 boxes of raisenettes, and like 20 mini tubs of gummibears and sourjacks. so yah, forte all the way, and yes there will be pictures. we may not get to build it around davids unconcious body, but there will be a forte. well, i got him to rent bully for me, so i think i'll go watch it now. i'l update later when i have more drama to write about.
PS.... my mommy will be at faire soon, so unfortunatly i will have to be partially clothed, and ya'll know othing of me being naked ever. i can't ever tell if she's going to lock me up for shit like that, or if she's going to encourage me on it, so sssshhhh.
PS.... my mommy will be at faire soon, so unfortunatly i will have to be partially clothed, and ya'll know othing of me being naked ever. i can't ever tell if she's going to lock me up for shit like that, or if she's going to encourage me on it, so sssshhhh.