Money
*checks out her reflection in the car she jacked*
Damn. I'm hot.
Stealing one car and getting any money at all is a delicate process. I had no idea. I can't just walk up to someone, flash a game face, and say, "Hand over all of your money or else." any longer. No, not at all.
First, I had to find my knife. Simple enough process. Then, I wore my most foreboding outfit. Next, I lurked in the alleyways until an innocent woman happened by.
I jumped her, threatened to kill her if she didn't give me all of her money and keys. She sprayed me with mace!!! Damn. That stuff hurts. She got away.
Anyway, to make a long story short, I went through various ways to find money. I even tried robbing a bloody bank (and was laughed right out of it). Eventually, it occurred to me to attack someone when they were going through the drive-thru ATM. Fresh new cash. Fresh new car! No mace. That actually worked. Finally someone appreciates a woman with a knife. *sighs* For some reason, I feel mildly guilty for killing that woman.
I'd forgotten how bloody hard it is to be human. Those Starbucks frappucino things? Simply delightful!
*spies Kat as she drives down Main*
Oh, good! Katty can fix this for me. She can tell me what's caused this, or at least...she can turn me back.
Damn. I'm hot.
Stealing one car and getting any money at all is a delicate process. I had no idea. I can't just walk up to someone, flash a game face, and say, "Hand over all of your money or else." any longer. No, not at all.
First, I had to find my knife. Simple enough process. Then, I wore my most foreboding outfit. Next, I lurked in the alleyways until an innocent woman happened by.
I jumped her, threatened to kill her if she didn't give me all of her money and keys. She sprayed me with mace!!! Damn. That stuff hurts. She got away.
Anyway, to make a long story short, I went through various ways to find money. I even tried robbing a bloody bank (and was laughed right out of it). Eventually, it occurred to me to attack someone when they were going through the drive-thru ATM. Fresh new cash. Fresh new car! No mace. That actually worked. Finally someone appreciates a woman with a knife. *sighs* For some reason, I feel mildly guilty for killing that woman.
I'd forgotten how bloody hard it is to be human. Those Starbucks frappucino things? Simply delightful!
*spies Kat as she drives down Main*
Oh, good! Katty can fix this for me. She can tell me what's caused this, or at least...she can turn me back.