Not Good
I am human now...
This is not appropriate. At all.
I was going to eat this chap, and suddenly I'm an insipid weakling again! Oh, my sire's going to love this should he find me.
I was chased down by a vampire until I pounded on someone's door 'til they let me in. You know, that woman I passed could've helped me. Bint. Stayed there until daylight and then went out. My heart beats so loudly. And I'm hot. I've forgotten, you know?
Hungry. And very much not pleased. I don't have any bloody money! I can't stay in my crypt. I could kill someone and steal their wallet. Only it's going to be much harder now. I'll need a knife.
Where's my knife? I suppose it's a good thing the sun came back after all...
Oh, and great. Now I can actually get pregnant from random sex. And STDs? Oh, bloody fabulous. Life just gets better and better.
This is not appropriate. At all.
I was going to eat this chap, and suddenly I'm an insipid weakling again! Oh, my sire's going to love this should he find me.
I was chased down by a vampire until I pounded on someone's door 'til they let me in. You know, that woman I passed could've helped me. Bint. Stayed there until daylight and then went out. My heart beats so loudly. And I'm hot. I've forgotten, you know?
Hungry. And very much not pleased. I don't have any bloody money! I can't stay in my crypt. I could kill someone and steal their wallet. Only it's going to be much harder now. I'll need a knife.
Where's my knife? I suppose it's a good thing the sun came back after all...
Oh, and great. Now I can actually get pregnant from random sex. And STDs? Oh, bloody fabulous. Life just gets better and better.