Mar 16, 2008 21:12
Chris, in reference to Elliot's previously snarky comment: "Naseem, why are you dating a philosopher, again?"
I see Elliot glance at me, but my brain is screaming, DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT!!
Me, nonchalant: "Hmm? What?"
Elliot, stern and matter-of-factly: "We aren't dating."
Uncomfortably long pause
Chris: Oh.. I know. Just being a chatch.
Me, over compensating: YEAH WE'RE NOT DATING, CHRIS. OF COURSE NOT! HAHAHA!!
Chris, confused: Right, I knew that. I'm a chatch...uh...see you later!
Chris leaves. Elliot and I look at each other.
Me: Yeah, we should stop spending so much time together, huh?
My nervous laughter.
*headdesk*