...Ginko's gone...

...That's it, then. No one's been here longer than me now. And hopefully...no one else will have to be here as long as I have.

[Ike can be found standing in front of the monument for a good part of the day. And wherever he is today, whenever you see him, he'll appear to be gazing off into space.]

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Man, how in the world did I get stuck with this job?

Everyone, calm down and give me your attention! We've apprehended the thief. So everyone, just calm down, and if your, er...undergarments were stolen, stop by town hall and talk to me to pick them up. Uh...if you can find them, at any rate. Ashera knows almost all of them look the same to me.

So it seems we have a thief in our midst.

Anyone who has had something stolen, please report it to me. Or any of the other patrolmen, if they don't mind. I'll keep an eye out for anything that has been stolen.