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[crimeas_hero]

Man, how in the world did I get stuck with this job?

Everyone, calm down and give me your attention! We've apprehended the thief. So everyone, just calm down, and if your, er...undergarments were stolen, stop by town hall and talk to me to pick them up. Uh...if you can find them, at any rate. Ashera knows almost all of them look the same to me.

Comments

[novolumecontrol]

If you need him executed, just give the word.

[crimeas_hero]

Execution for theft? I'd like to think the system here isn't that extreme.

[novolumecontrol]

I don't think anyone would really care if he just 'disappeared' on the way to the station.

[crimeas_hero]

That doesn't matter. Everyone is guaranteed certain rights by the law, even those accused of crimes. To violate those rights would be to become criminals ourselves, and I will not stand for the law enforcement her to sink that low.

[novolumecontrol]

You're no fun, you know that?