EVERYTHING is at Dollar General : Round 2
So a bit about my new phone so you all understand where the pictures aer coming from.
Motorola has decided that some of us need a little extra guidance when deciding when and how to operate/use our phones. Here are some tidbits of wisdom for the corporate conglomerate.
This is pretty self explanatory.
But there are some of us who refuse to stop spiking our phone into the ground when we get angry over lack of service or at our ex-girlfriends, so for those of us with this sound issue Motorola has implemented this rule:
and just as a reminder::
which means basically you cant take it to Iraq,NTC or out to field excersizes, a buffet or barbeque, and by no means should you fuck your new phone...
drat.
In other news: this is the work 'accomplishment of the week'. For those of you not familiar with the constant 'unfucking' i have to do, please refer to the previous post.
Unfuck of the Week
Put the three together and you get.....
Once again, if you see any small children fucking with some shit...think of my effort to unfuck and punch them in the ass cheek for me. Thanks.
Last but not least on this weeks entry is another stunning example of how one may think Dollar General has nothing, when in fact, they have EVERYTHING....
Todays Item of the Week:
Beer Bong
First you get one of these tubes that you can find it the childrens toy section labeled, Noise Tube (it makes a noise when you whirl it in the air like those giant straw you used to blow in as a kid and piss your parents off with).
Take this end:
and use some of this:
to attach one of these to it:
and the finished product is a do it yourself beer bong that costs exactly 3 dollars to make!
good job. im proud of you, you filthy gutter punk...
annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd that is all.
coming next post:
The taming of hell..
HELL------>>>
<<<------HELL
Motorola has decided that some of us need a little extra guidance when deciding when and how to operate/use our phones. Here are some tidbits of wisdom for the corporate conglomerate.
This is pretty self explanatory.
But there are some of us who refuse to stop spiking our phone into the ground when we get angry over lack of service or at our ex-girlfriends, so for those of us with this sound issue Motorola has implemented this rule:
and just as a reminder::
which means basically you cant take it to Iraq,NTC or out to field excersizes, a buffet or barbeque, and by no means should you fuck your new phone...
drat.
In other news: this is the work 'accomplishment of the week'. For those of you not familiar with the constant 'unfucking' i have to do, please refer to the previous post.
Unfuck of the Week
Put the three together and you get.....
Once again, if you see any small children fucking with some shit...think of my effort to unfuck and punch them in the ass cheek for me. Thanks.
Last but not least on this weeks entry is another stunning example of how one may think Dollar General has nothing, when in fact, they have EVERYTHING....
Todays Item of the Week:
Beer Bong
First you get one of these tubes that you can find it the childrens toy section labeled, Noise Tube (it makes a noise when you whirl it in the air like those giant straw you used to blow in as a kid and piss your parents off with).
Take this end:
and use some of this:
to attach one of these to it:
and the finished product is a do it yourself beer bong that costs exactly 3 dollars to make!
good job. im proud of you, you filthy gutter punk...
annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd that is all.
coming next post:
The taming of hell..
HELL------>>>
<<<------HELL