Something interesting i thinks
So, as your all wondering where the hell ive been , or not, im going to tell you anyways and your going to like it...or not...
basically it all started with the phone. It pretty much does everything but make popcorn, including taking pictures, so im going to share my story about life of late with you, through pictures.
So Lateley ive been working at Dollar General and basically what i do is unfuck the shit everyone else feels the need to fuck up. I call this job "unfucking"
Some Before and After Photos:
And afterwards:
and that is my job...
So basically: if you see a booger faced sugar eating kid running around touching shit and putting it back in the wrong fucking spot, just run up behind his stupid ass and punch/smack or injure him in the back of the head for me...i would apreciate the message it sends...
and if you see a parent letting them without reprimand go ahead and smack them too...assholes..
and if you are one of those people who moves shit and puts it somewhere else when you decide you dont want it... fuck you..fuck you in your stupid asses..
and that is my job...
now while we all know that Dollar General is known for having a variety of knick knacks, discounted crap, and a bunch of randon shit youll NEVER need... I have in retrospect determined...
Dollar General has EVERYTHING you need...
based on this alone...
just hiding oh so nonchalant on the shelf...
get it quick $5 markdown from $7!!
However im at a bit of a loss for how a person still alive could pen such a title..*shrug* oh well its on sale!!
Sometimes during the course of my work we come upon messes of such magnitude in store stockrooms, that the merchandise literally is dying to hit the sales floor...for instance, these lovely wickerwood boxes with faux brass latch closures...
are really coordinated about it....just look at em go!
other than that ive been spending a good portion of my time looking after the cutest thing on the planet...*points*
basically it all started with the phone. It pretty much does everything but make popcorn, including taking pictures, so im going to share my story about life of late with you, through pictures.
So Lateley ive been working at Dollar General and basically what i do is unfuck the shit everyone else feels the need to fuck up. I call this job "unfucking"
Some Before and After Photos:
And afterwards:
and that is my job...
So basically: if you see a booger faced sugar eating kid running around touching shit and putting it back in the wrong fucking spot, just run up behind his stupid ass and punch/smack or injure him in the back of the head for me...i would apreciate the message it sends...
and if you see a parent letting them without reprimand go ahead and smack them too...assholes..
and if you are one of those people who moves shit and puts it somewhere else when you decide you dont want it... fuck you..fuck you in your stupid asses..
and that is my job...
now while we all know that Dollar General is known for having a variety of knick knacks, discounted crap, and a bunch of randon shit youll NEVER need... I have in retrospect determined...
Dollar General has EVERYTHING you need...
based on this alone...
just hiding oh so nonchalant on the shelf...
get it quick $5 markdown from $7!!
However im at a bit of a loss for how a person still alive could pen such a title..*shrug* oh well its on sale!!
Sometimes during the course of my work we come upon messes of such magnitude in store stockrooms, that the merchandise literally is dying to hit the sales floor...for instance, these lovely wickerwood boxes with faux brass latch closures...
are really coordinated about it....just look at em go!
other than that ive been spending a good portion of my time looking after the cutest thing on the planet...*points*