my evil plan has been unmasked!

[cretaceousrick]

I can't help it - this has to be posted. Good gods, even comedians can't come up with better material than this!

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[genevievescully]

Damn. I guess I'll have to stop pretending now and go back to whoring. That was a good salary I made. Have fun with Eloise.

That wedding dress was expensive, man! And just to have pictures taken in it! Well, I guess Eric has uncovered our diabolical plan.

I just wish he'd learn what Thorazine is. He sounds desperate.

Well, he's not getting any of my money, which you've so generously given me to help you with this.

BTW, if you need some lube later, let me know. In my profession, I've got lots of it.

[cretaceousrick]

You know, even considering how he saw right through our ruse, I've gotten to like you over the past two years. Maybe we could be friends, if Eloise doesn't object? He has controlled me ever since I first defected to the Homosexual Agenda at age 14, so I'm kind of afraid to broach the subject with him...