The Identity Matrix: is Neo the diagonal of Ones?
Happy birthday, The Internet. Today you turn... 40.3-ish! Here, I got something for you.
Part 28 of my novel: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read/2009/11/28
And, as an added treat to commemorate your descent into old age and the memory loss it brings, you can start at the beginning: http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read