Don't wanna open my eyes, I don't wanna wake up, cause I hate you jerk, and I wanna miss everything.
Dear madam or sir,
I found a 26th Novel Update in my box of cereal, which both surprised and disgusted me.
When I contacted your customer service at http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read/2009/11/26, they were nothing but rude to me.
I demand retribution. I demand justice. I demand http://nano2009.omer.bar-or.org/read
NOTE: I will be unable to post anything on Nov. 30, as I am implicated in events transpiring on Nov. 23 that were entirely not my doing but prohibit me from using any posting device on Nov. 30, but I will be happy to post any responses re: retribution on Dec. 1 or thereafter.
Expecting swift justice,