Explaining to my irl friend what "Thorki" Means
Me: Its uhm. Thor and Loki, together, in bed, Fucking.
Her: Excuse me?. They are brothers
Me: Loki's Adopted.
Her:Would you have sex with your adopted brother?
Me: Idk...id be fucked if he looks like Tom Hiddleston though?
Her: Good thing we already broke fast, because you are going straight to hell.
Me: Haters gonna hate
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Her: Excuse me?. They are brothers
Me: Loki's Adopted.
Her:Would you have sex with your adopted brother?
Me: Idk...id be fucked if he looks like Tom Hiddleston though?
Her: Good thing we already broke fast, because you are going straight to hell.
Me: Haters gonna hate
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My conversation with my friend, if I had one that is, would probably go:
Me:Thorki. THOORRKEEEE. mmmHHMMmmm.
Friend: Come again?
Me: Thor and Loki.
Friend: What about them?
Me: *blinks* Are you kidding me? I said "THOR AND LOKI! THOOORRKKEEE!!"
Friend: Yeah, I heard you the first time. What about them?
Me: Thor and Loki. Imagine them. Together. In bed. *gives her my trademark 'duh!' look*
*cue to insert long contemplative pause as we both imagined with glazed eyes the hotness that is Thorki behind closed doors*
Friend: Oh.
Me: *smirks* Yes, oh. OH indeed.
Friend: But aren't they brothers?
Me: *glares* Loki's adopted. Do keep up!
Friend: Would you sleep with your adopted brother?!
Me: Probably not but if he looks like Loki, I'd ambush him, tie him up with a red ribbon and smuggle him to Thor.
Friend: I can help.
Me: *nods* We could watch. I'm sure Thor doesn't mind. He'd owe us a huge favor for smuggling him Loki after all.
Friend: I'll bring my camera.
Me: *crackles in pure evilness* Mwuahahahah!
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fdskjlfsd i wish i had friends like that, for fucks sake omg xDDD
thats hilarious
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