Explaining to my irl friend what "Thorki" Means

[cremebunny]

Me: Its uhm. Thor and Loki, together, in bed, Fucking.
Her: Excuse me?. They are brothers 
Me: Loki's Adopted.
Her:Would you have sex with your adopted brother?
Me: Idk...id be fucked if he looks like Tom Hiddleston though?
Her: Good thing we already broke fast, because you are going straight to hell.
Me: Haters gonna hate