Best. Convo. Ever.
*sns changed to protect the innocent*
Basic summary of all your B rated horror movies xD
Her: lmfao I love their creature features.
Her: Think of the least terrifying creature you can.
Her: Now make it giant and angry.
Her: Now put it in Oklahoma.
Her: And have that creature terrorize a small farming community.
Her: Now, put the one person who knows how to stop this creature in that community.
Her: Make that solution require an ancient artifact normally only found in somewhere exotic and historic.
Her: Have it conveniently on loan to the local university.
Her: Realize that it takes the descendant of some famous warrior to wield it.
Me: lmfao sounds like 99% of syfy movies
Her: Realize that said descendant is a third grade teacher in said small farming community.
Her: Get artifact to teacher. Teacher gets killed on way to final battle.
Her: Find conveniently the teacher's more badass twin visiting the town to find her long lost sister.
Her: Twin drives creature back into whatever container it came from (box, chalice, ark, amulet, mirror...). Town is destroyed but SAVED!
Her: Or is it? Ending shot of the containter rumbling ominously.
Me: i cant breathee lfjslfdja
Her: lmao
Her: Oh, I forgot the token romance for the badass twin.
Me: lmfao i seriousy love you for that omg lmfao <33
Me: and the sad thing is how true that really can be
Her: XD I really want to do standup, but I don't know if my sarcasm is funny or more of an acquired taste.
Her: HONEYBEES! BEELZEBUB'S REVENGE!
Her: ANTEATER: THE AWAKENING
Her: KRAKEN: NOW IT WALKS ON LAND
Her: lmao
Me: lmfao
Me: ohhh syfy made one i want to watch about a half shark half octopus monster
Me: calle sharktopus or something
Her: I want a Sharktopus.
Her: And you just know some porn company out there is like "This is a great title."
Her: "*click click; buys rights to Sharktopussy online*"
Me: oh i think its already been made
Basic summary of all your B rated horror movies xD
Her: lmfao I love their creature features.
Her: Think of the least terrifying creature you can.
Her: Now make it giant and angry.
Her: Now put it in Oklahoma.
Her: And have that creature terrorize a small farming community.
Her: Now, put the one person who knows how to stop this creature in that community.
Her: Make that solution require an ancient artifact normally only found in somewhere exotic and historic.
Her: Have it conveniently on loan to the local university.
Her: Realize that it takes the descendant of some famous warrior to wield it.
Me: lmfao sounds like 99% of syfy movies
Her: Realize that said descendant is a third grade teacher in said small farming community.
Her: Get artifact to teacher. Teacher gets killed on way to final battle.
Her: Find conveniently the teacher's more badass twin visiting the town to find her long lost sister.
Her: Twin drives creature back into whatever container it came from (box, chalice, ark, amulet, mirror...). Town is destroyed but SAVED!
Her: Or is it? Ending shot of the containter rumbling ominously.
Me: i cant breathee lfjslfdja
Her: lmao
Her: Oh, I forgot the token romance for the badass twin.
Me: lmfao i seriousy love you for that omg lmfao <33
Me: and the sad thing is how true that really can be
Her: XD I really want to do standup, but I don't know if my sarcasm is funny or more of an acquired taste.
Her: HONEYBEES! BEELZEBUB'S REVENGE!
Her: ANTEATER: THE AWAKENING
Her: KRAKEN: NOW IT WALKS ON LAND
Her: lmao
Me: lmfao
Me: ohhh syfy made one i want to watch about a half shark half octopus monster
Me: calle sharktopus or something
Her: I want a Sharktopus.
Her: And you just know some porn company out there is like "This is a great title."
Her: "*click click; buys rights to Sharktopussy online*"
Me: oh i think its already been made