May 23, 2012 02:07
2AM THOUGHTS:
- Conan's upset that I am awake but not playing with him right now. I will face endless harassment while I sit here.
- I should be asleep, but yet again there is makeup on my face and I really should take it off but I don't wanna!
- I wanted to paint my fingernails today, but somehow that did not happen. I can still do it right? Whose clock am I on? But wait...... I'm tired.
- Will I even sleep?
- At least I should remove this chipped paint though. But bare nails are so ugly to me now.
- I NEED to clean my room.
- Just remembered how the dental assistant nearly killed me with the suction wand thingy. How is it that one must go to school to learn how to gag people with long objects forced down their throat?
- Some sick pervert (if they get through this whole thing) is gonna turn that into an innuendo. Whoever you are, you're a douche. (yes, even if I thought of it first).
- Cuticles
- I really need to launch The Sushi Diet. I always eat way too much sushi and then can't eat for a week. Everyone will lose weight and save on groceries. Okay, but that will be like four books I'm trying to write at once.
- Damn, we're out of apple cider.
- wlgkjwalkgjwg, makeup on my face D:
- I have decided that I am brilliant, but I am an amoeba.
- I am an 'adult' now.
- Yawn.
- .... this last one. I think I'll keep it to myself. But I'm gonna giggle about it like it's a dirty secret.
Bonus: Now I have "Dirty Little Secret" stuck in my head. Why do I even know that song? :O
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