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Today was Nelson's birthday! I brought him a cake! And then my mom gave him a ride home from summer school, and we got lost, and finally we figured it out, and then this big fat bitch comes up to my mom's car and starts interogating her, no, not "Thank you for giving Nelson a ride home." She didn't even say "Hi." God, I would hate to be stuck with that stupid Nazi woman. I bet she eats everyone's cake, too. And that's why she's so fat. If she eats Nelson's cake, I'll make her a special cake and go up to her and be like "Here's a cake, just for you. Not that you need it, yah big whale." And shove it in her face.
Well summer school was dull, as usual. I'm doing good, as usual. This guy who sits across the room keeps staring at me. The girl who sits next to me noticed. Well she finally ended up waving to him. Haha. She thinks he's pretty fly for a white guy. There are three white people in my class. Plus Paulina.
RIDDLE:
What is greater than God,
More evil than the devil,
The poor have it,
The rich need it,
And if you eat it, you'll die?
My answer: Mrs. Ingram
Hahaha, just kidding. My real answer was nothing. I'm pretty sure that's right, cause if you replace the words it and what with the word nothing, it makes sense.
Well summer school was dull, as usual. I'm doing good, as usual. This guy who sits across the room keeps staring at me. The girl who sits next to me noticed. Well she finally ended up waving to him. Haha. She thinks he's pretty fly for a white guy. There are three white people in my class. Plus Paulina.
RIDDLE:
What is greater than God,
More evil than the devil,
The poor have it,
The rich need it,
And if you eat it, you'll die?
My answer: Mrs. Ingram
Hahaha, just kidding. My real answer was nothing. I'm pretty sure that's right, cause if you replace the words it and what with the word nothing, it makes sense.