Life Blows like a St. Louis Hooker
Sooo lets see. Life sucks big fat hairy monkey balls! Soo all was going wonderfully when dun dun dun, my parents get denied a loan again...shocker...so I am left to get money. So I apply and apply for loans everywhere...guess what? Lenders have become douches and won't give me a loan b/c I have no credit! Soo the only way to get one is with a co-signer...if only it was that simple. No one will co-sign for me. My family won't, my friends can't, and well I'm out of options. Not really pretty enough to strip or be a hooker so that is out. I need to find $10,000 lying around somewhere...So what this means is that I am going to be a college dropout! YAY!! I will have to take a semester off and apply somewhere else, hopefully get enough aid and go there. AKA My life blows! I love my school, I love the staff and my friends. So umm ya, I am bitter and sad now. I almost want to jump in front of a moving car, hopefully survive and sue them and get money! Idk...lets hope that something good will happen. Anyone know anyone who would co-sign?