OHMYGOD why is the month september on this thing? September 27th? *panics* ...wait that must be wrong. It must be wrong! *refreshes page and jiggles monitor*
Pfah. I know it lies.
Bitch, please, she can get out herself. I’ll just sit down here with my mineral water so I can watch. And laugh, because I’m cruel like that. But.. but.. we were soulmates! *cries* ... but hah, any maze I got stuck in would have to have chocolate and chocolate-chip-cookies and coke and a computer with internet, so I don't need you anyways *sticks out tongue at you and your mineral water* Hah!
Btw, wasn't it your birthday yesterday? If so, happy belated birthday.
*blinks* Paradox, are you alright? August was sooo last month! Have you been lifting heavy machinery or taking any new medication lately? Been experiencing long periods of blankness? XD
*consoles* There, there, don't cry. I promise to be sad if you can't get out of the maze, and I might even shed a tear or two if you die in the process trying. And - what?! Of course you need me! Who else would be able to plan your funeral?
Hah! You've changed it now, but I know what I saw... *nods*
Very consoling.
So it was your birthday - LJ did not lie! Why did you not post it so we could all comment in reply with the accompanying virtual birthday thumps? Such sin! *clicks teeth* You know what happens to boysgirls who are bad! (*loves Sourcery, Coin & Rincewind*)
I'm a very sensitive person, I know, and - me? Mess with computer clocks? Of course not! Don't worry, next year, I shall announce my birthday in huge sparkling letters and demand homage and worship.
What?! Wrong? Hah! My art once again is misunderstood! *cries tears so emo that they are BLACK*
You, plebe, do not understand the skill, the genius which created this masterpiece! JRM's face placed upon the sweet cherubs - oh, such contrast - such inspiration! It is not torture - no, it is a great honour! The Greatest Honour of course, being that I decided to work with his image in this Great Manip. Yes. *harrumphs*
How dare you, you uncouth clown with no taste! It - he - oh, alright, I suppose it could be akin to a masterpiece. But you must admit it doesn't do his body (or his magnificent bone structure!) justice. Next time, you ought to do Johnny Depp. On a tree, or something.
Speak not of the truth! Tis a dangerous thing, that. *shudders*
Of course you find me alluring! Really, I knew that. *indignant* My charm, intelligence, wit, impeccable taste - what's not to love? Oh, and my modesty, too.
Pfah. I know it lies.
Bitch, please, she can get out herself. I’ll just sit down here with my mineral water so I can watch. And laugh, because I’m cruel like that.
But.. but.. we were soulmates! *cries* ... but hah, any maze I got stuck in would have to have chocolate and chocolate-chip-cookies and coke and a computer with internet, so I don't need you anyways *sticks out tongue at you and your mineral water* Hah!
Btw, wasn't it your birthday yesterday? If so, happy belated birthday.
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*consoles* There, there, don't cry. I promise to be sad if you can't get out of the maze, and I might even shed a tear or two if you die in the process trying. And - what?! Of course you need me! Who else would be able to plan your funeral?
Yep. :) Thank you!
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Very consoling.
So it was your birthday - LJ did not lie! Why did you not post it so we could all comment in reply with the accompanying virtual birthday thumps? Such sin! *clicks teeth* You know what happens to boysgirls who are bad! (*loves Sourcery, Coin & Rincewind*)
And (just so I can outcake guza's cake ;)):
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I don't think anyone will be able to outcake that.
:(
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But all can share. I'm generous really (with crazysexy's cake) :D *lops off a toe and offers*
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AHHHHHH!!! *dies*
OH MY GOD MY EYES.
YOU WIN AT LIFE.
Oh god.
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Poor, poor Jonny. What we do to him.
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You, plebe, do not understand the skill,
the genius which created this masterpiece! JRM's face placed upon the sweet cherubs - oh, such contrast - such inspiration! It is not torture - no, it is a great honour! The Greatest Honour of course, being that I decided to work with his image in this Great Manip. Yes. *harrumphs*
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How dare you, you uncouth clown with no taste! It - he - oh, alright, I suppose it could be akin to a masterpiece. But you must admit it doesn't do his body (or his magnificent bone structure!) justice. Next time, you ought to do Johnny Depp. On a tree, or something.
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That's it! It's OVER between us! Hmpfh!
*storms out of room stormishly*
*cue thunder*
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*waits*
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Of course you find me alluring! Really, I knew that. *indignant* My charm, intelligence, wit, impeccable taste - what's not to love? Oh, and my modesty, too.
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what's not to love? Oh, and my modesty, too.
Hit the nail on the head and gave it a concussion too >D
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