The whole planet is full of y tossers... and i'm just another cannibis loving strumpet
Life's a bitch and then you die
Whoever said this should get some kind of award for being the most intellectual person ever. Don't you just love how the most random and stupid sayings are sometimes the truest ever?
So I had Chnas today (Yes...!) and i got my fortune cookie, which as we all know is the best part of the chinese ure/food industry. And my fortune cookie said...
Beautiful words are not always truthful and truthful words are not always beautiful.
If a fortune cookie was a man I would marry him just for being insightful.
On a completely different note I'm completely convinced I was supposed to grow up in the 80's. They effing rocked. Especially the greatest movie ever, The Labyrinth. You are obviously not my friend if you ahven't heard me obsess about it for the past 2 weeks. It's Megan Browns fault.
Sorry for my random-all-over-ness- I'm grounded because my parents suck major arse and stuck at home pondering life and watching the, you guessed it, Labyrinth. I went on a walk with the hottest German ever today ('sides Sascha of course =P), aka Jana. Of course, on my leaving my mother decided to display her wise insightfulness by accusing me of going to go smoke pot and get picked up by boys. I swear she's on . I don't know about you but I know that I alwyas like to have promiscious and get high, especially with Jana. And what's hotter than meeting boys in crappy jeans, a sweatshirt and no makeup. I mean whenever I see someone in that attire I immeadiately assume stoner star, don't you?
God they me off so much. Oh and also I'm not allowed to visit Amber for a week because I'm a promiscious with a problem and we all know the refuge for the aformentioned is definately a remote farm where my only contact besides Amber and her family would be the Amish and sheep. That spells trouble to me- I'm glad they saw through that one, I can't get away with anything can I?
Whoever said this should get some kind of award for being the most intellectual person ever. Don't you just love how the most random and stupid sayings are sometimes the truest ever?
So I had Chnas today (Yes...!) and i got my fortune cookie, which as we all know is the best part of the chinese ure/food industry. And my fortune cookie said...
Beautiful words are not always truthful and truthful words are not always beautiful.
If a fortune cookie was a man I would marry him just for being insightful.
On a completely different note I'm completely convinced I was supposed to grow up in the 80's. They effing rocked. Especially the greatest movie ever, The Labyrinth. You are obviously not my friend if you ahven't heard me obsess about it for the past 2 weeks. It's Megan Browns fault.
Sorry for my random-all-over-ness- I'm grounded because my parents suck major arse and stuck at home pondering life and watching the, you guessed it, Labyrinth. I went on a walk with the hottest German ever today ('sides Sascha of course =P), aka Jana. Of course, on my leaving my mother decided to display her wise insightfulness by accusing me of going to go smoke pot and get picked up by boys. I swear she's on . I don't know about you but I know that I alwyas like to have promiscious and get high, especially with Jana. And what's hotter than meeting boys in crappy jeans, a sweatshirt and no makeup. I mean whenever I see someone in that attire I immeadiately assume stoner star, don't you?
God they me off so much. Oh and also I'm not allowed to visit Amber for a week because I'm a promiscious with a problem and we all know the refuge for the aformentioned is definately a remote farm where my only contact besides Amber and her family would be the Amish and sheep. That spells trouble to me- I'm glad they saw through that one, I can't get away with anything can I?