My Toy And Your Toy [Chapter 1]
Genre: Fluff, slight!Angst, Fantasy, some weird mix between crack and angst -.-
Pairings: main!Kyumin, main!Haehyuk (It's exactly 50%-50%), more sidepairings to come
Rating: PG-13 for now
Notes/Warnings: Language, AU, Fantasy, OCs, Kyuhyun's thoughts in blue, Sungmin's thoughts in pink.
Disclaimer: I'M POOR!!! I DON'T OWN ANYTHING!!! I think not even the plot... OTL
Summary: What if there were actually people who are playing with our lifes? With our fates, our wishes and dream. What if those people are the guilty ones if our friends, family members and lovers die, lose their money and their home? Getting sick, having accidents? What if those people were watching over us? Hey, maybe everything turns out to be better then. Maybe.
Donghae blinked when he felt the bright sun light burning on his eye lids. Slowly he realised that he was in Hong Kong. He sighed, stood up and went to the balcony, He grinned as he saw the beautiful view of Hong Kong beneath him.
Donghae enjoyed the moment before he went back into the room and began to dress up. He smiled at his own reflection when he looked into the mirror. He was just admiring his pearl-white teeth when he suddenly remembered that he had forgotten his toothbrush.
'Shit.', he cursed himself. Fortunately, the hotel had those wonderful toothbrushes which you can recycle. So Donghae brushed his teeth and left the hotel with his Nikon.
He was so glad that he got that job, so he wanted to make it perfect. At first, he bought himself something to eat, Donghae decided to buy a tuna sandwich and a huge glass of strawerry milk. While he was eating, he suddenly saw the perfect place for his photo.
The photographer inside of him came to life and Donghae jumped up, completely forgetting his breakfast. He ran out of the restaurant to the location he just had spotted. The young photographer took his Nikon and wanted to start taking photos.
"How did you do that?", Kyuhyun grumbled and Sungmin grinned innocently.
"How did I do what, Kyu?"
"You know what I mean. letting them being in the same hotel, Mr. Life god."
"Oh, Kyuhyunnie! They still have to get to know each other, don't they?"
"Haha. Whatever, but now it's my turn."
"No killing."
"At least not yet. But, well, I can make them having... a great first meeting."
Sungmin's eyes widened.
"Kyuhyun!"
Eunhyuk was on the way to a very important meeting. He saw a boy who was awkwardly running around with his camera. 'What a silly idiot', he thought and continued to go to his meeting.
All of sudden, he heard a cry.
"Ya! What the hell do you think were you doing there?" He turned around only to see the very angry face of that silly guy. "You just destroyed my picture!", the boy was shouting.
"And what now? Shall I cry?", Hyukjae answered coldly.
"No, but you should at least apologise!"
"Are you kidding me?"
The guy came closer until he he stood in front of Eunhyuk. The latter could see that the boy had tears in his eyes. 'What a crybaby', he thought. At least he thought that he was just thinking it.
"What are you saying? I'm a crybaby, huh?" The boy pushed his shoulder. "I've been working here and you ran straight into my picture!"
Eunhyuk just stared at the other guy and his eyes darkened. He felt his body heating up, his fists clenching and his eyes shutting into two narrow slits.
"Did you just... just touch my shoulder?", he whispered lowly.
"Kyuhyunnie! Why did you make him mad? Couldn't he just pass by and tell him that he was a great photographer?", Sungmin whined and hitted Kyuhyun's back who was writing into Eunhyuk's fate book. The taller god rolled his eyes.
"If you don't like it, we can stop." Sungmin stopped what he had been doing and sat down next to Kyuhyun.
"Oops! Okay!", he chirped and looked at Kyuhyun's writing.
Don't worry, I'll find my way anyway. How many love stories had started with a bad first impression?
Perfect start. Just keep up your behaviour and my Eunhyukkie will be more than glad to finally kill you, Donghae.
"Now give it to me, Kyuhyun! Its' my turn!", Sungmin pouted but the death god just shook his head.
"Give me 2 more minutes."
" Did you... did you really touch my shoulder?", he repeated.
"Yes, I did!! Who do you think you are? Someone important, or what? I was working and you... you destroyed the...the PERFECT MOMENT I was searching for!", the guy shouted at him.
Hyukjae looked angrier, but on the inside he started to panic. He really touched my shoulder!! I've bought this suit yesterday! Now I can throw it away...! And my meeting, I can't go there without an absolutly perfect suit! How can he dare to do that, this little crybaby!
" You touched me!", Eunhyuk got furious, the next thing he knew was the guy lying on the ground with tears in his eyes, glaring at him angrily, rubbing his shoulder. For a moment Eunhyuk, felt sorry, but then he remembered what the boy did.
"You should hope not to see me again. I'm not guaranteeing for anything." he said coldly and left, leaving Donghae on the ground who's eyes were killing him from behind.
Eunhuyk went straight to the hideout which was tarned as an old school. He hitted a full bin with his foot.
"SHIT! DAMM ASSHOLE!", he cried out. Fuck! It hurts! Why the hell did I do it? I'm not better than Kai, but at least I'm not killing people once or twice a year. , he thought.
He looked around to see if somebody saw him, and entered the school. He was unconsciously rubbing his shoulder the whole time, right there where he was touched. He entered the school and went straight into the cellar, where he opened the door of a closet, only to reach at the underside of just mentioned closet and pushing a button there. Another door inside the closet opened and he entered.
When he looked around again, he was standing inside of a office, his own office. The school was just a fassade and was actually full of secret doors and traps. Hyukjae sat down on his chair and pushed another button on his table. After 2 minutes, the door opened again and a tall, muscular man entered the room. He was tanned and wore a white labor coat, that somehow didn't really fit to his athletic look. He wore big, black framed specs. Eunhyuk gave him a short glance and concentrated on his still present madness again.
"Hey, Kai", he said looking at his hands which were clenched to fists.
"What happend to you ?", Kai asked. "You look kinda angry?"
"Oh, really?", Eunhyuk answered ironically. "I didn't go to the meeting. A guy touched my new suit, so I couldn't go there."
"Your dirt-phobia again? You should go to the doctor. Shall I make you an appointment?"
" Shut up. I don't have a dirt-phobia, I just don't like it. By the way, why did you come? Where is your assistant?
" About this I wanted to speak earlier... I need a new one.", Kai said nonchalantely and shrugged.
" Again? What did you do this time again?" Kai looked at the celing and fumbled with his hands nervously.
"Uhmmmm... It was his fault. He was getting on my nerves. I kinda... shot him... accidently. The gun was suddenly somehow next to me... and I couldn't control myself:" he exclaimed, while puffing his cheeks. Kai was absolutly convinced that it wasn't his fault.
"At least this time you didn´t torture him like last time." Eunhyuk sighed and threw a bunch candidacies on the table.
"Here, choose one.", he said while eyeing the invisible dirt on his shoulder with an unsatisfied expression. "I'm buying a new suit."
"Pwahaha!", Kyuhyun exploded and rolled on the floor. Or rather, his cloud. Sungmin was immediately next to him.
"I want to laugh with you! What happened?"
"Tha-that assistant guy killed his own assistant!", Kyuhyun scoffed and held his aching stomache. "This is so funny and as I see, it's already the second one he killed in this year! Isn't that funny?" And the death god actually knew that Sungmin did not think that it was funny. But well, it was obviously a rethorical question he didn't really think about and it's always coming when you laugh your ass off about something you find funny. Sungmin's facial expressoin darkened.
"No, Kyu, it's not funny and you know that I don't think it funny."
"That's why you are boring.", Kyuhyun said and rolled his eyes. Sungmin gasped and began to shout at him.
"Oh sorry, Mr Death god, that I can't find any satisfaction in seeing people die! Excuse me that I actually have a heart and don't want people to die!"
Kyuhyun rolld his eyes again. Not that conversation again. It would end the same as always, anyway. It wasn't that it was always the same who won, but none of them would change their mind.
Meanwhile, the five mightiest gods were sitting in their own section, actually quite bored, but chuckling when they heard the usual fight again.
"I think Kyu wins this time.", Changmin said and threw a few bundles of money on the table. Not that they cared about money. But they had to use something to make their bets, right?
Jaejoong opened his eyes lazily and stared at him. "Minnie. He's cuter." The beautiful god threw a ring on the table, causing Yunho to gasp.
"Wait. Jae, that's our couple ring!"
"As if we needed something like that. Besides, Sungmin is going to win anyway." Yoochun chuckled.
"How would you know that?", he smirked and Jaejoong didn't even bother to look at him.
"Isn't it obvious?", Junsu joined the conversation and yawned. Yunho and Yoochu sent glances to each other. What did their lovers know what they didn't? Changmin just grinned.
"Oh, I think I know what you mean. But once again, I bet that it's wrong."
"I bet we are right.", Junsu grinned and stood up to get some more money to bet with his fellow gods.
Kai was browsing through the pages, not really interested in the profiles and after 2 candidacies, he scoffed and gave up. Usually, he would call his assistant now and the assistant would go through all those boring files for him. But an assistand was what he was looking for. Somehow paradox. He sighed and closed his eyes. Then he reached out with his hand and pulled out one candidacies out of the bunch of others.
He actually didn't care anymore, Kai just needed someone who would obes him no matter what. Hence, he needed someone who was stupid. Or afraid of him. Neither of them was hard to find. He opened the map and read the name.
Name: Oscar Buisson
The name was funny. French guy. According to Kai's stereotypes, french guys were either gay or stupid. And this guy seemed to be both. Perfect. Well, except of the gay part.
"Let's make them meeting again!" Maybe under nicer circumstances this time?
Kyuhyun rolled his eyes. But it was neccessary for their game. "Yeah. I'm going to get their books and then I can write-"
"Oh, no, Kyu. It's my turn now. You've been writing so much already!", Sungmin pouted.
Shit, my plan didn't work. I'm just hoping that Min won't destroy everything.
Eunhuyk was sitting at the table. 'Maybe I really need a doctor? No, no I don't need one, I'm totally okay. Where is the number? I need to call my designer, he has to do a new suit for me!' he thought. Hyukjae searched for the number on his table. 'Oh, what's that?'
"Kai! Do you know why this envelope is lying on my table?", Eunhyuk yelled.
"Don't you see your name on it?", Kai responded, "By the way, I found a new assistant. That french gay...ah guy."
"And why are you telling me that? You are already a big boy, call him. The number is in the candidacies."
"Haha, very funny. I already called him. He's going to start in one week since he is coming to Hong Kong in only five days. He is in Seoul right now."
"Very interesting, you know I love listening to you but I have to work ...!"
Kay didn't reply. Eunhyuk heard how the computer started to work. 'What envelope is that?' Eunhyuk start reading loud:
"For Hyukjae. Private.", he read before opening the envelope and taking a card out.
Dear Hyukjae,
I know you remember me even though you never called me after you killed you-know-who-I-mean.
Thank you again for that. I invite you to my welcome party since I'm in Hong Kong again.
I hope you will come to the Mandarin Oriental Hotel on sunday at 6 PM.
You can take your "friends" along, but only if they behave well.
Yours sincerely, Heechul.
'Oh, really, I never called him back. On sunday... what did I plan for sunday? I'm going to the party. I need to relax and Heechul's parties are the best. I think I'm gonna take Kai and his new assistant with me. I have something to reparable.'
"Kai! Can you come for a moment?", Eunhyuk shouted again. He heard a rumble and then paces coming closer.
"What do you want this time?", Kai said, looking very amused.
"On sunday, after you interduce that guy, you will come to the Mandarin Oriental Hotel at 18.00 o'clock. Come with your assistant and be in time. Oh, and please wear a suit. It is a party, high-society and such, you know.", Eunhyuk explained.
"Oh, okay. That is one of the reasons why I love this job!", Kai grinned, which didn't happen very often.
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Donghae was walking home. His back was hurting badly. 'I think I should go to the doctor. At least I managed to take the photo.'
he entered his hotel suit and again he was overhelmed by the view. His room really had big windows, almost like panorama windows.
You could see the whole city from it which was very beautiful and very bright because of the sun shine. Donghae blinked as he saw white stars after looking into the sun for too long. He looked at his table.
''What's that?'', he wondered.
For Donghae. Private
'' I wonder what is inside?''
Dear Donghae,
I hope you like Hong Kong. It's a beautiful city, isn't it? We didn't see us for quite a while. I want to invite you to my welcome party since I'm in Hong Kong again. I hope you will come to the Mandarin Oriental Hotel on sunday at 6 PM. Please wear a suite. Bring your friends with you. I want introduce somebody to you.
Yours sincerely, Heechul.
''I haven't met him for quite a while now, that's true.... I'm happy that we will meet again. I missed him: Sunday, hwaiting!
"What is Heechul doing there again?", Sungmin whined. Kim Heechul on earth can only mean something bad. Kyuhyun shrugged and really tried to surpress a grin. Heechul on earth could only mean something funny.
"Dunno. Maybe he's bored again."
"Maybe he had a quarrel with Wonnie and Hannie again.", Sungmin pouted and tilted his head up. "Ya! Siwon! Hankyung Hyung! I have to ask you something!" Two seconds later, the god of the sea and the god of the earth were standing in front of him. And while Kyuhyun was playing Starcraft on his laptop again, which has the fastest internet connection ever because it was a god's laptop, Sungmin examinated two of the three god of natures.
"Heechul is making some party in Hong Kong again! What is wrong with him? It's not good to have too much contact with humans!"
"Well, you know how he is. Always needs attention. Which he gets when he is the pop star he is on earth.", Siwon shrugged and Hankyung nodded. Actually because he had no clue what his fellow had been saying.
"Calm down, Minnie and come here. You have to help me winning this level.", Kyuhyun said and waved his hand, signalising Sungmin to sit down next to him. Sungmin sighed and rolled his eyes but followed his order nevertheless.
Maybe I'm pampering him too much.
A/N: Man, I need eternities to write a chapter. But be sure that I am writing xD I promise that I won't stop writing this :D And if anyone is wondering why I am not posting at haehyuk comm, they told me to post there when it is obvious that Donghae is topping -.-