So tired.
I apologize for not being online recently. Well, ok, being online but not being all conversational.
I was actually utilizing my computer for you know, school and slash and checking emails and organizing this STUPID journal and doing Disney stuff which takes way longer than it needs to because dude. It just does.
And I mistakenly replied to one of those junk emails like three months ago from some guy who was all, "SOME PLANE CRASHED IN NIGERIA AND YOU HAVE THE SAME LAST NIGHT!! SEND INFO AND YOU GET 309387324 GAZILLION DOLLARS!!!!!!!!"
Which I know I shouldn't have, but I was in one of those moods where I needed to egg someone on, and they were there and so dumb and now I'm getting emails from some "lawyer" who says that because I have the same last name I can clame some fortune, and some woman who says that her son died of cancer (instead of a plane crash) and for some reason she can't collect the fortune.
They keep saying it's against the law for a female relative to collect the money, but I guess they don't realize that I am actually a female, so. I'm just not replying any more and it goes straight to my junkmail, yet I still find the situation funny. They're trying SO HARD to get me to send them my phone number and fax information and full name and social security and all personal information needed in order to steal your identity and ruin credit.
I kinda want to call the number they gave me and talk to them but no. Then they would be phone stalkers too.
So basically, this boils down to me needing to get a new email address. Or something.
I was actually utilizing my computer for you know, school and slash and checking emails and organizing this STUPID journal and doing Disney stuff which takes way longer than it needs to because dude. It just does.
And I mistakenly replied to one of those junk emails like three months ago from some guy who was all, "SOME PLANE CRASHED IN NIGERIA AND YOU HAVE THE SAME LAST NIGHT!! SEND INFO AND YOU GET 309387324 GAZILLION DOLLARS!!!!!!!!"
Which I know I shouldn't have, but I was in one of those moods where I needed to egg someone on, and they were there and so dumb and now I'm getting emails from some "lawyer" who says that because I have the same last name I can clame some fortune, and some woman who says that her son died of cancer (instead of a plane crash) and for some reason she can't collect the fortune.
They keep saying it's against the law for a female relative to collect the money, but I guess they don't realize that I am actually a female, so. I'm just not replying any more and it goes straight to my junkmail, yet I still find the situation funny. They're trying SO HARD to get me to send them my phone number and fax information and full name and social security and all personal information needed in order to steal your identity and ruin credit.
I kinda want to call the number they gave me and talk to them but no. Then they would be phone stalkers too.
So basically, this boils down to me needing to get a new email address. Or something.